The good news is that movie theaters in Vietnam will be showing Fifty Shades of Grey, the bad news is that all of the sex scenes have been cut out of the movie according to The Hollywood Reporter.
It’s like seeing The Rocky Horror Picture Show without an audience, what’s the point?
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Ice-T was on The Tonight Show yesterday and Jimmy Fallon asked him what he thought of the movie Fifty Shades of Grey. The Law & Order: SVU star said, “Boring! Boring, it could’ve been on Nickelodeon.” Then he added, “I went to see it with Coco. Coco read the books and she said it was boring.” The NBC late night wanted to know if his wife made him go and he said he didn’t. So what made him go, “I wanted to see what all the women were talking about. I wanted to see if this was some sexy movie. Maybe I could’ve learned some movies, there was something in there.” Then he added, “I went to see Fifty Shades of Grey and it just kept building up and I’m like, what’s going to happen, what’s going to happen, she told me that just how the books are. It’s kind of like Lost…you think something is going to happen and you keep watching it. Fifty Shades of Grey, that’s nothing.” Then he concluded his review with, “What about A Shade of Black, that’s all you need.” I hope Coco and him write that book and it gets turned into a movie because looks like we can all learn something about him.
A woman in Mexico left a screening of Fifty Shades of Grey in handcuffs, and it wasn’t the way she wanted to be placed in them. Let’s just say she was really excited to see the movie, so much so she needed to relieve some of that excitement as she watched it. Translation, it was a pleasure for her to watch the film, so she pleasured herself.
As Pee Wee Herman and Fred Willard can tell you, that is something you can’t do in a movie theater. That is exactly why some of the theater goers called the police on the 33 year unmarried woman according to La Verdad.
Next time she should just stay at home, read the book and watch some p0rn. It will be a lot more pleasurable and cheaper.
BTW Fifty Shades of Grey will give RedBox a whole new meaning when its released on home video. If you rent it, I would make sure to thoroughly clean it with antibacterial soap before you watch it. You don’t know what the person who saw it before you did with the DVD.
One of the biggest scenes in Fifty Shades of Grey is when Christian Grey buys a few items for his Red Room at the hardware store where Anastasia Steele works. So you’d think that hardware stores would take advantage of the success of the movie and have a sale on the items that could be used in the bedroom.
Well one of Conan O’Brien’s sponsors saw the novelty of the idea from the novel and they are selling the tools you need for you to do to it yourself or with your partner(s) in the bedroom at a low low price. It would be hard not to shop at Done Right Hardware to get everything you need to make your bedroom a boudoir.
This weekend women all over he world flocked to see Fifty Shades of Grey, and almost all of the men who went to see it were dragged their by their lovers. While TV2 Nord was interviewing one of those female movie goers, a man was seen entering the theater. When the guy realized what was going on, he backed out of the theater in complete shame, hoping he his face would not be seen on TV. You would think that there are more embarrassing ways to be caught on camera, but then again I am sure all of his friends gave him crap because of it.
Even the reporter made a comment about it when he asked the woman, “That’s maybe why the men stay away?” Too bad he wasn’t able to ask that guy that question because you know there was no way he was going to go on camera about seeing the #1 movie in the world.
BTW guys, it’s OK for you to see Fifty Shades of Grey. Not only is it good research for you, but there is a lot of female nudity in it. Which sucks for us ladies because we didn’t get any male nudity. Which is so not fair. I hope Jamie Dornan grows some balls for the sequel and we get to see them!
