Darth Blended blended scenes from The Muppets with the audio from the Fifty Shades of Grey trailer and neither will be the same again. Is there a form of counseling for this because I know I need and the Red Room won’t be enough for me this time.
If someone were to tell you that the Fifty Shades Darker trailer would be viewed by more people than Star Wars: The Force Awakens in the first 24 hours, you would think they would need a good spanking. Well get the belt ready because that is the case.
According to Entertainment Weekly, the trailer was viewed 114 millions time and that is 2 million more than the highest grossing movie of all time in the US.
Wow I feel like I just had a run in with Christian Grey and not in a good way. Or maybe in a good way.
Today on Live with Kelly, Kelly Ripa and Nick Lachey awarded Jamie Dornan the Best Buns Award. Do you think that the Fifty Shades of Grey star has the best tush? I don’t because I will always think that title should go to Jon Bon Jovi. He has two half cantaloupes that I just want to squeeze. Whose bum makes you want to take a bite out of it?
BTW when it comes to the trophy they gave him, it made me laugh harder than Christian Grey’s movie!
Dakota Johnson shared a photo of herself in a car with one hand appearing to be not so innocently between her legs. So has playing Anastasia Steele in Fifty Shades gone from influencing her reel life to her real life? All she said was, “I’ll have an order of Identity Crisis with a side of What’s My Hand Doing, #please.” So what do you think her hand is doing?
A few years ago, almost everyone had to get their hands on Fifty Shade of Grey. Now, they can’t wait to get rid of those books. According to Metro, hundreds of people have dumped their copy of the trashy novel at a used bookstore in Swansea. Oxfam has received so many copies of the books that not have they built a fort that is fifty shades of tall, they are also asking people to stop trying to sell them to the second hand store.
What will happen to all the extra books that they have? The paper says they will go to Goldstone Books where they will either be sold or recycled. Chances are it will be the latter because anyone who has wanted to read Fifty Shades, has already done so. And it is not the type of book you want to read again.
