Don’t know what to give the woman who gave you life on Mother’s Day this Sunday. Wonder no more. Yesterday, on The Late Late Show with James Corden, they aired a commercial for the must give gift to wrap up for our loving mothers. That present is oh, oh, oh, oh so satisfying and she will be thanking Gd and you for years to cum, I mean come. It is John Stamos and how can you not buy her him. Heck, I am going to steal one of my friends’ kids, so that I can say I am mother because I need one.
The only person who won’t like her shiny new toy is your dad. But who care because Uncle Jesse will be your new dad. He’s so much cooler anyways.
Although you will have to figure a way to get him someone special for Father’s Day next month.
