Seriously? OMG! WTF?

Who is suing John Oliver over Last Week Tonight? – Celebitchy

Michelle Williams is a sore loser – Pajiba

Quint Brunson got another job – Screen Rant

Jessica Alba in a bikini! – Drunken Stepfather

Which Rock stars won’t work together – Grunge

RIP Dennis the Menace’s Jay North – George Pennacchio

How did William Shatner freak out Gayle King? – WDJX

 

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As many of you know, Saturday Night Live is on broadcast TV. That means you cannot say the word shit without getting fined, even the show is broadcasting after midnight on a Sunday morning.

However, yesterday that four-letter word was heard during Weekend Update, and not by any of the Not Ready for Primetime Players.

So what happened? Ego Nwodim was pretending to be the host of the White House Correspondents’ Dinner. Therefore, she was working the audience by roasting the food served at DC’s prom.

Miss Eggy said to the audience, “Cory Booker out here with his filibuster. Shoot, I’ve had my fill of busters. Because these men ain’t what?” And without hesitation the audience replied in unison with, “SHIT!!!”

Michael Che stood up and was like, Oh no, they didn’t. Colin Jost looked in shock and nervously laughed. While Nwodim saw her career flash before her eyes, then she went on with the show. “We’re gonna get fired for that. It’s ‘Worth a damn’, sucker. Y’all gonna pay for that. Lorne [Michaels] goona be mad at y’all,” she lectured them.

There is no word yet on how he reacted. I am sure that in public, he will condone their actions, but behind the scenes, he was laughing with them.

When they go in front of the FTC, all NBC needs to say is that president Donald Trump says it all the time and you don’t fine his fat ass. What is good for the goose (which they will be serving at this year’s White House Correspondents’ Dinner) is good for the gander.

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George Clooney is starring in Good Night and Good Luck on Broadway, and yesterday was opening night of the play.

Since it was a big deal, some of his old friends came out to see him. Who were they? His ER co-stars: Noah Wyle, Anthony Edwards, and Julianna Margulies, who have known him for 30 years.

It is nice to see them all together again. It is as if no time has passed since their friendship began.

Mid-Century Modern’s Nathan Lane, Nathan Lee Graham, and Matt Bomer were on The Drew Barrymore Show today, and we learned something about the three actors and the actress.

Barrymore said to the three men that she deserves an award for being the gayest show on television. Graham told her that she will win for this episode, and she did a spit take.

Then, Lane taught me, Drew, and the audience that Danny Thomas is the daddy of the spit take. After that little lesson, the two Nathans did their take on one.

The only one who didn’t demonstrate that he is a spitter is Bomer. Because of that, we learned that his husband is a very lucky man because I am like the majority.

We also know that agent Simon Halls is lucky because his husband can kiss. One kiss from Boner caused Barrymore to fall to the floor. Something that we would all do because he gets us all hot under the white collar!

If you need to laugh, as we all do after this shittastic week due to Trump and his idiots, then you need to watch all ten episodes of Mid-Century Modern on Hulu.

 

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For decades, men have wanted to get into Dolly Parton’s pants. However, now, women can get into her jeans. The singer teamed up with Good American to sell a line of dungarees cleverly called Joleans.

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