M3GAN danced her way into our hearts in 2022. On June 27th, she is back to kill again.
She is still dancing. But this time, she is not doing a Billy Idol and dancing by herself in M3GAN 2.0!
Two years after M3GAN, a marvel of artificial intelligence, went rogue and embarked on a murderous (and impeccably choreographed) rampage and was subsequently destroyed, M3GAN’s creator Gemma (Allison Williams) has become a high-profile author and advocate for government oversight of A.I. Meanwhile, Gemma’s niece Cady (Violet McGraw), now 14, has become a teenager, rebelling against Gemma’s overprotective rules.
Unbeknownst to them, the underlying tech for M3GAN has been stolen and misused by a powerful defense contractor to create a military-grade weapon known as Amelia (Ivanna Sakhno; Ahsoka, Pacific Rim: Uprising), the ultimate killer infiltration spy. But as Amelia’s self-awareness increases, she becomes decidedly less interested in taking orders from humans. Or in keeping them around.
With the future of human existence on the line, Gemma realizes that the only option is to resurrect M3GAN (Amie Donald, voiced by Jenna Davis) and give her a few upgrades, making her faster, stronger, and more lethal. As their paths collide, the original A.I bitch is about to meet her match.
All I want to know is which M3GAN will we be rooting for in the film?
I thought that Heinz would never be able to top themselves when they decided to team up with ketchup-loving Ed Sheeran.
They still haven’t, but they have come close. That is because the condiment producer reached out to Mustard, the music producer, to see if he would want to collaborate with them. And he said, “Yes!”
“This collab coming to life is a big deal and something that has been decades in the making for me,” says Mustard. “Everyone knows me for my beats and sound, but what they don’t know is that cooking and grilling is a huge part of my life. I’m on the grill every chance I get. I’ve been using HEINZ since I was a kid, so partnering with them is something I’ve always wanted to do.”
Mustard, whose real name is Dijon, has been named Hainz’s Chief Mustard Officer. Coming this summer, he will release his mustard flavor for us to enjoy. Throughout the year, he will be hosting several events to promote his new job.
Hopefully, one of them will be with Sheeran because they go together like ketchup and mustard.
Remember that scene in Better Off Dead when Curtis Armstrong accidentally pushed John Cusack into a garbage truck? Well, it looks like someone did the same thing to Kevin, Joe, and Nick Jonas.
The three brothers were seen in the back of a truck that was carrying discarded trees.
Imagine driving on the highway and seeing them in the back of the logging truck? It would remind you of that scene from Final Destination 2, which has terrified people from driving behind open trucks with logs strapped down in them since 2003.
I would honestly be contemplating if I would want the truck to slam on its breaks so I could have a Jonas Brother in my car. However, there are two problems with that. One, they would probably die from the impact and get blood all over me and my car. Two, with my luck, I would get a tree to the head like the state trooper.
Since this took place in Toronto this weekend, I wonder if they are holding the Jonas Brothers hostage until the dumb-ass removes the unfair tariffs on our peaceful neighbors? Or will Justin Trudeau charge us a 25% tariff to export the band back into the States?
Maybe we can make a trade? We will send Canada Ryan Reynolds, Justin Bieber, and Ted Cruz to get them back. But that is not a fair trade because the Canucks got the short end of the stick. So we can allow them to throw in Nickleback if they want.
Here ye! Here ye! Today is Groundhog’s Day. So, you know what that means? It means we found out if we are going to have an early Spring or six more weeks of Winter.
As is the annual tradition in Punxsutawney, Pennsylvania, we awaited for Punxsutawney Phil to come out of his Gobbler’s Knob to find out if he will see his shadow or not.
At dawn, the Inner Circle knocked on his door, but he was fast asleep. So they had to wake him up and drag his sleepy ass out of his bed.
Did the Grumpy Groundhog see his shadow or not? He did. And that means we have six more weeks of Winter. Bah humbug.
When it comes to why he needed his sleep, the proud pop welcomed his first two children with his wife, Phyllis, in March. And what new dad doesn’t need his sleep?
