Did you know that American Idol will be back in 67 days? I just wrote six seven!
Do you find that annoying? You are not alone. Carrie Underwood feels the same way.
However, she came up with a way to get kids to stop doing it. What is this miraculous solution? Every time you hear those numbers said together in that order, follow up immediately with 5-3-0-9.
If you are a good adult, then you will have taught those six seveners to get that reference. If not, just keep asking them what Jenny’s phone number is.
Granted, that will lead them to ask a lot of questions, like, Who is Jenny? How do you know her number, because I don’t even know yours. Why are you singing those numbers like that? And so on?
Lovesense’s new vibrator, Spinel, is so powerful that it can mash potatoes. I don’t know if I should be scared or excited. I think a little bit of both.
The heating, rechargeable vibrator, which comes with three attachments, can go up to 1450 thrusts per minute, and that will make you cum. Writing about how fast it goes made my legs suddenly go out of fear.
But maybe I can convince them to open up since the Spinel is on sale for half off. However, I am sure it will get everyone who uses it fully off.
Do you want to experience that amount of thrusting?
Did I mention you control the speed with an app on your phone? And it also comes with a suction cup, so you can place it wherever you want. Who needs a man when you have all of the above?
The Grinch’s heart has shrunk down to its original size, so he needs something to help it grow three times its size again.
What can do that? How about his own meal at McDonald’s for adults!
The Grinch meal comes with either Big Mac or 10-piece McNuggets, a medium drink, and fries with Grinch salt (dill pickle seasoning).
But there is more. While we hate to get socks on Christmas, we will love getting one of the four personalized feet warmers that come in each box.
“THiS iS MY MEAL AND i DiDN’T PARTNER WiTH McDONALD’S OUT OF THE GOODNESS OF MY HEART,” said The Grinch in a handwritten note on crumpled paper from Mt. Crumpit. “i SAW AN OPPORTUNiTY TO BRiNG MiSCHiEF TO YOUR BELOVED “RESTAURANT” WiTH MY DELiCiOUS CHAOS FOR THE HOLiDAYS AND i TOOK iT. SO GO AHEAD, GRAB MY MEAL STARTING DEC. 2 – YOU’RE WELCOME FOR MAKiNG YOUR HOLiDAYS iNFiNiTELY MORE iNTERESTiNG.”
Dr. Seuss’ The Grinch Meal is only available while supplies last.
Paddington Bear is one of the most famous people in London. You might say that he is almost as famous as the Royals. That is why he has books, a movie franchise, and now a musical based on him.
Yesterday, Prince William and Princess Kate went to see Paddington the Musical, and they got to meet the iconic bear.
How did it go? Paddington was so enamored by the couple that he tried to share his marmalade sandwich with them. And he does not do that for just anyone!
There is so much positivity in this moment. However, there is one negative. Where are Prince George, Princess Charlotte, and Prince Louis? I am sure they wanted to meet the West End’s newest star.
