Yesterday, Republicans spent the day talking to Oliver Stone about the 61-year-old murder investigation into the assassination of John F. Kennedy. Because that is going to help lower the prices of everything.
Anyway, it was someone’s brilliant idea to put Lauren Boebert on the committee that asked witnesses questions about who they think committed the crime.
She asked director Oliver Stone about his book in which he says that then Vice President Lyndon B. Johnson was behind the murder. Oliver didn’t know what she was talking about. Why? Because fake Boobert thought she was talking to conspiracy theorist author Roger Stone.
They are nothing alike. One makes movies, one writes books. One fought in Vietnam, one spied on Democrats. One is Liberal, one is MAGAt. However, they are both out there. That could be why she got them confused.
That, and she is not the brightest lightbulb in a nightlight. Perhaps if she had spent more time studying in school, she would have known to watch the movie instead of reading the book, because who wants to read?
Yesterday, Kentucky Fried Chicken announced that they teamed up with Hismile to release a toothpaste that tastes like KFC Fried Chicken. Since it was April Fool’s Day, I thought they might be joking. But today is April 2nd, and it is still available.
So for $13, your mouth can taste finger-licking good after you brush your teeth. Imagine how yummy your morning coffee will taste after that. Better than with that minty stuff!
If this sounds like the perfect paste to clean your choopers, then don’t wait too long to buy a tube or two because it is a limited edition flavor.
This photo of West Wing’s Martin Sheen and Reno 911’s Cedric Yarbrough at this weekend’s GalaxyCon has caption me written all over it, so go ahead and do it!
