Seriously? OMG! WTF?

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Over the weekend, David Duchovny went to the SAG Awards to present with his X-Files co-star Gillian Anderson.

While he was there, he ran into Harrison Ford, and he took this photo. Seeing the two men together, I don’t know why they have never played father and son.

Not only do they look alike, but they have the driest sense of humor in Hollywood. I honestly don’t know whose is drier. It is why I love watching interviews with them, but I hate interviewing them. Actually, I have only interviewed Duchovny, and he is fun to talk to. But you have to be able to match his energy. If you can’t, then the interview is a bust. And I saw an interview with him go to shit because he was asked a moronic question.

Jon Stewart was hosting The Daily Show yesterday, and he decided to bring out some props like a lamp, a green visor, an accounting machine, and a mug that says World’s Worst Dad. What could go wrong?

Well… The anchor got so mad talking about the greed of pharmaceutical companies that he smashed the cup on the table, and it shattered. That caused him to cut his hand badly. So he hid it under the desk and continued on with the show for another almost five minutes. However, he did tell the audience he might have to go to the hospital.

At one point, he lifted up his hand, and it was covered in blood. He told the audience. “I’m fine.” But it did not look that way.

We don’t know if he went to the hospital. But he did tweet, “We’re back! New Daily Show tonight! It’s a bloody good episode…emphasis on bloody…I’m an idiot…” Therefore, if he can type that, he should be “fine.”

UPDATE: The Daily Show shared a video of Stewart After The Cut, and his hand was bandaged up with paper towels and duct tape. Because that is what electric people suggest for everything.

And don’t tell his wife about what happened. He is going to tell her a story that makes him sound like he sliced open his fingers by protecting an older woman on 54th and 10th.

Jon Stewart shedding blood in the name of comedy… again. #AfterTheCut pic.twitter.com/zic8jqCpKz

— The Daily Show (@TheDailyShow) February 25, 2025

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Starbucks

Have you ever been to Starbucks and been like they have too many drinks to choose from? Starting on March 4th, they will be removing 13 from their menu.

“As part of our plan to get back to Starbucks, we’re simplifying our menu to focus on fewer, more popular items, executed with excellence,” Starbucks tells TODAY.com. “This will make way for innovation, help reduce wait times, improve quality and consistency, and align with our core identity as a coffee company.”

The unlucky 13 are:

Iced Matcha Lemonade: As an alternative, Starbucks recommends trying its Green Tea Lemonade, which shares similar citrus and grassy flavors.

Espresso Frappuccino, Caffè Vanilla Frappuccino: Instead, Starbucks suggests the Coffee Frappuccino, which features a blend of coffee, milk and ice. This beverage can also be customized to add a shot of espresso or pump of syrup.

White Chocolate Mocha Frappuccino: As a substitute, Starbucks says to try its Mocha Frappuccino.

Java Chip Frappuccino: Instead, Starbucks suggests the Mocha Cookie Crumble Frappuccino, which contains chocolate bits with a similar texture.

Chai Crème Frappuccino, Caramel Ribbon Crunch Crème Frappuccino, Double Chocolaty Chip Crème Frappuccino, Chocolate Cookie Crumble Crème Frappuccino and White Chocolate Crème Frappuccino: As an alternative, Starbucks suggests the Vanilla Bean Frappuccino, which can be customized with flavorings, or the Strawberry Frappuccino.

White Hot Chocolate: As a substitute, Starbucks says its Hot Chocolate can be customized with Mocha or White Chocolate Mocha sauce.

Royal English Breakfast Latte: Instead, Starbucks recommends its London Fog Latte, which has similar sweet floral notes.

Honey Almondmilk Flat White: As an alternative, Starbucks suggests the Flat White, which can be customized with any nondairy milk and sweetener of choice.

These are just the first drinks to go to Starbucks Heaven, more will be added in the future. When they are done doing an Elon Musk, they will have shrunk their menu by about 30%.

The news is not all bad. The coffee restaurant will be announcing their Spring drinks soon.

Which drink are you going to miss the most?

Before Sarah Paulson played Marcia Cross in American Crime Story, she needed a lawyer like her on Law & Order. She looks the same now as she did when she was 19 in that 1994 episode.

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