Yesterday on The View, the hosts discussed the new Max series Naked Attraction. It is a dating show unlike anything we have seen in The States before. That is because the contestants are standing there naked behind a screen that slowly rises up, revealing everything. And I do mean everything.
Well, Whoopi Goldberg made a joke calling it Naked & Well Hung, but she was outdone by Sarah Haines and Alyssa Farah Griffin.
Haines entered the conversation with, “There are [body] parts that are beautiful. A penis is not one of them.” It wasn’t what she said. It was that she tried to demonstrate what one looked like.
While she doesn’t think penises are attractive, Sunny Hostin, who binged all eight episodes on Sunday, said, “There were some pretty penises in that show.”
Haines followed up and asked the audience if they think penises are pretty. That is when Whoopi gave her the bell.
But the discussion wasn’t done. Then Griffin said no one looks good naked, just standing there as the screen slowly pans up. And that is when Whoopi rang the bell again because she knew this daytime show was about to go into nighttime territory.
So, Whoopi turned to the director and said, “I just want to say, ‘You were worried about me?'” Yes, we were. And could you imagine if Joy Behar was there? Oy!
I am also worried about Hostin. She spent eight hours watching Naked Attraction with her husband and came into work the next day looking all pissed off. It is like they didn’t go to the Max or cliMaxed after watching it.
That is something I would’ve done with the guy I am seeing. And he has a pretty penis. Not that you asked!
Hey, buddy! Pauly Shore really wants to do a movie about Richard Simmons because he looks so much like him. All he needs is the Weight Guru’s approval. So, the comedian reached out to him. And his people responded.
RICHARD SIMMONS UPDATE. Since many people always told me I look like Richard Simmons, I started this series on all my social media platforms called Sweatin with the Wiez honoring Richard. Then someone made their own meme about me playing Richard in a biopic. The post I did, it was me responding to all that love from you guys. So, I reached out to Richard… and his representatives said that Richard loves me and my mom (he has known us both for decades), but Richard is politely passing. He said Richard, at this time, wants to remain private, which we all need to respect. Richard, we all miss you, love you very much and want nothing but the best for you. You are in all of our hearts. You can always reach out to me if you change your mind. I’m just a phone call away. And since today is Yom Kippur, I’d love to stop by, bring you some yummy warm matzo ball soup and sit at the head of your bed and gaze into your eyes.
Wait a minute, here’s an idea. Why don’t we hit up Dexter Fletcher, the dude who did an AMAZING job directing Rocketman, the Elton John story? Dexter, we can do a test tape to present to Richard and his reps for his blessing? What do you think, you guys? I mean, the movie poster has already been made! Hit up Dexter, doodz.”
So there you have it. It doesn’t look like the biopic is going to happen. That is unless they do an unauthorized version. But that would be royally fucked up if Shore did that.
Sophia Loren turned 89 on the 20th, and the year is not off to a good start. The Italian legendary actress fell in her bathroom in Geneva yesterday and broke several bones, including her hip and femur. The latter caused her to undergo emergency surgery.
A source told The Hollywood Reporter that there is “cautious optimism about the outcome of the operation and Loren’s recovery.”
After she is released from the hospital, she will have a short convalescence stay, and then she will go home for long rehabilitation.
I am praying that she recovers from her injuries and gets to enjoy her time at the Sophia Loren Restaurants again.
