Can you believe that American Pie is turning 25 next year? Is anyone else feeling old? Or is it just me?
Anyways. Seann William Scott was on Daily Blast Live today, and co-hosts Sam Schacher, Jeff Schroeder, Al Jackson, Erica Cobb, and Tory Shulman wanted to know where Scott thinks his character, Stifler, would be today.
“I think Stifler would be a stripper,” the actor said without hesitation. “He’d be working at a pretty crappy strip club. His stage name would be ‘Inferno’ dressed up as a fireman. Problem is his body is a little soft. He let himself go a little bit, but he’s still trying out his sexy moves.”
I would pay to see American Pie 6, where a 40-something Stifler is giving lap dances to 60-year-old women whose husbands are sleeping with their 22-year-old secretaries. The opposite of his mother, who preferred younger boys.
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Before Tracey Gold was part of the Seaver family on Growing Pains, she was part of Shirley Jones’ family on Shirley. How cute was the 10-year-old in that 1979 episode?
A few months ago, I rewatched Gremlins and Gremlins: The New Batch with my nieces, who were watching it for the first time, and I got to see how much they loved it. Now, I can’t wait to share the animated origin story with them.
The first two episodes of Gremlins: Secrets of the Mogwai debuted on Max today, and this is something that everyone can enjoy as a family or by themselves. Because who doesn’t love Gremlins?
Gizmo, our favorite Mogwai, is in the secret land of Mogwais, but somehow an eagle swoops in and tries to kill the lovable animals. Thankfully, Gizmo escapes, and he winds up in Shanghai, China, during the 1920s. Unfortunately, when he arrives there, he is taken in by a circus that keeps him locked up.
Sam Wing, 10, (Izaac Wang) and his grandfather (James Hong) visit the circus and decide to save Gizmo because they know the power of Mogwai gone bad.
They bring Gizmo back to his grandfather’s magic store. However, they know that he has to go back to the land where he came from so that everyone can be safe.
Just as they get to the store, they are greeted by the evil sorcerer Riley Green (Matthew Rhys). He is going to do everything in his power, which is very powerful, to get the legendary and immortal Mogwai.
There is going to be a fight between good and evil in the store, and Sam barely escapes with Gizmo. The two of them, along with teenager Elle (Gabrielle Nevaeh Green), who used to work with Riley, are going to go on a dangerous trek that will have them encounter some of the scariest people and Chinese Folklores imaginable to man as they try to get Gizmo home.
And if that is not scary enough for them, Riley and his Gremlins are never too far behind. Did I mention that Gizmo got wet before he escaped? And did I mention that his offspring ate after midnight? Well, that happened, and they are just as scary as the ones we saw in the movies. Although, I found them lovable.
Anyways. Does the story end when they get Gizmo home, or does it just begin? I can’t tell you that.
What I can tell you is that the first two episodes of the 10-episode series begin streaming today, and two more episodes will debut every Thursday until the season finale on June 22nd.
That, and the animation is beautiful. Even in their most harrowing moments, you can’t look away from the beauty of it all. The amount of care that went into the animation is evident. This is a love letter to something that means a lot to everyone involved, and it shows.
Plus, it is a story that people can love for generations. It has cuteness, adventure, family, and so much more. I didn’t know how much I needed a prequel to Gremlins, but I did. And this satisfies every longing I have been having since I have seen Gremlins: The New Batch in 1990. I promise it will do the same for you.
Now, I just have one request for Warner Bros. Can you release a Gizmo doll? I tried to buy one for my niece, and the only one available is a piece of crap. We all need the original Baby Yoda as a stuffed animal to hug at night.
TMNT: Mutant Mayhem is one of the most anticipated movies of the summer. And today, we found out we are not going to have to wait as long as we thought to see it. That is because Paramount moved up the release date from August 4th to August 2nd. Two days can seem like an eternity, and that eternity just got a little shorter.
So get ready for teenagers Micah Abbey, Nicolas Cantu, Shamon Brown Jr., and Brady Noon to play Donatello, Leonardo, Michelangelo, and Raphael, respectively, in Seth Rogen’s take on the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
After years of being sheltered from the human world, the Turtle brothers set out to win the hearts of New Yorkers and be accepted as normal teenagers through heroic acts. Their new friend April O’Neil helps them take on a mysterious crime syndicate, but they soon get in over their heads when an army of mutants is unleashed upon them.
Mutant Mayhem also stars the voices of Hannibal Buress, Rose Byrne, John Cena, Jackie Chan, Ice Cube, Natasia Demetriou, Ayo Edebiri, Giancarlo Esposito, Post Malone, Seth Rogen, Paul Rudd, and Maya Rudolph.
Here is some more good news for fans, the second trailer will be released on May 31st.
There have been cooking shows dedicated to just burgers and pizza. And on June 16th, we are getting one that is only about sushi!
Legendary Sushi Chef and Restauranter, Masaharu Morimoto, will be looking for the next Sushi Master on The Roku Channel. He, along with Chef Dakota Weiss and Chef Kenji López-Alt, will be judging the eight contestants as they are tested to see if they have what it takes to perfect the art of sushi making. The who they deem the master at the end of the competition will walk away with $25,000.
If you love sushi as much as I do, you will be eating up Morimoto’s Sushi Master’s six episodes as though it is the yummiest spicy tuna roll you have eaten.
