Can you believe that American Pie is turning 25 next year? Is anyone else feeling old? Or is it just me?
Anyways. Seann William Scott was on Daily Blast Live today, and co-hosts Sam Schacher, Jeff Schroeder, Al Jackson, Erica Cobb, and Tory Shulman wanted to know where Scott thinks his character, Stifler, would be today.
“I think Stifler would be a stripper,” the actor said without hesitation. “He’d be working at a pretty crappy strip club. His stage name would be ‘Inferno’ dressed up as a fireman. Problem is his body is a little soft. He let himself go a little bit, but he’s still trying out his sexy moves.”
I would pay to see American Pie 6, where a 40-something Stifler is giving lap dances to 60-year-old women whose husbands are sleeping with their 22-year-old secretaries. The opposite of his mother, who preferred younger boys.
