So you know how certain celebs won’t respond to their former character names? Well, Jason Alexander is one of those celebs. However, it is not because he is an asshole like all of the other stars.
“It is the one thing I don’t answer to, not because I’m stuffy about it,” the Seinfeld actor tells Rachael Ray on her talk show tomorrow. “But, if you yell out ‘I can’t stand you,’ I turn around. If you yell out ‘shrinkage,’ I turn around, ‘I am the master of my domain,’ I turn around. But every now and then when it was early, people would go ‘George’ and I’d go ‘Oh, they know me from the show’ and I’d turn around and they’re calling someone named George and I’d look like such a schmo.”
I wonder what he would do if you yelled fire at him. George Costanza has some unforgettable, hilarious moments.
So, if you see Alexander in public, make sure to scream out George Costanza, and not just George, if you want him to acknowledge you.
It is September 29th, and we are about a month away from Halloween and three away from Christmas. Therefore, you would think we would still be in spooky season. But the only scary thing going on is that we are already hearing Christmas Carols.
And Jamie Lee Curtis, who is promoting her holiday movie, has a message for all the people who have their jingle bells ringing, “What the fuck is happening with people? What the fuck is happening?” I wish I knew.
We should at least wait until when Halloween Ends comes out on October 14th before we switch from one Scream Queen to the next one, you know, from Curtis to Mariah Carey. I said it, and I meant it!
Before Andrew Dice Clay was causing trouble on Saturday Night Live, he was doing the same on M*A*S*H. He looks the same now as he did when he was 25 in that 1982 episode.
