If we are being real here, then we can all admit that John Legend is a real snoozefest. I mean, he is so blah that listening to him can put the most awake person to sleep. I am yawning just thinking about it.
I am not the only one who has had this thought. Headspace is thinking it too, so they hired him to be the voice of their Dreamcast. You can listen to his monotone voice as he sings his lullabies to send you off to dreamland.
Who needs to pay for Ambien when you can pay $69.99 to have Legend rock you to beddy-bye.
Hey Taylor Rapp, you just won the Super Bowl; what are you going to do? He is going to get down on one knee and propose to his longtime girlfriend, Dani Johnson. Thankfully, for the Safety, she said yes.
Could you imagine if she said no with millions and millions of people watching? Then, again, would he still have proposed if the LA Rams lost the big game? Then what if he did ask her to marry him after the loss, and she said no? I am alone on Valentine’s, so that thought made me very happy!
Seriously, congrats to the two. I hear LA is going to throw a parade to celebrate your engagement. Yeah. That’s it. That’s the ticket.
Let’s be honest. Yesterday’s Super Bowl was pretty boring except for the halftime show and one ad. That one commercial belonged to Disney+ and it is the GOAT. Why? Because they had more than 30 goats dressed up as some of their most popular characters like Marge Simpson, Wonder Woman, and Woody, to name a few.
Tell me, what is greater than that? I will watch every episode of The Simpsons on the streaming service as you try to come up with an answer to that question. That should give you enough time.
