Jeopardy had a category yesterday called “Pop Culture Stupid Answers.” Since I am stupid, I got them all right because they are easy enough for someone of my intellect.
I mean, is it cheating when the answers are in the question? I would’ve been an A student if they had done that in school.
Were you smart enough to get them all too? Or am I the only genius? Lie to me so that I can feel good about myself! And it is all about me.
I majored in Advertising at the University of Miami. On my graduation day, one of my teachers told me it was a good thing I wasn’t going into advertising. She wasn’t the only professor who felt that way. My ads were out there.
However, they were not as out there as the commercial for Quorn with Drew Barrymore. I have so many questions. Like where should I go to get chicken nuggets made with chicken for lunch?
Are you looking for an exercise that will motivate you to work out? Well, Jenifer Lewis found the solution.
She is working out with some friends. Who needs downward dog when you can do pilates with puppies? I would show up early and stay until black-ish if those were my exercise buddies. Granted, I think the only muscle toning I would get would be from petting them.
Joe Jonas played some audio where a man says that there are women who like to watch documentaries about serial killers and sleep with true crime shows. His wife, Sophie Turner, was in the background listening to the narration with a huge smile on her face.
If I were him, I would be afraid, very afraid. Because, I am sure, the actress learned a thing or two about how to murder someone from Game of Thrones.
So, if something ever happens to him, look at Turner because it is always the spouse in those true crime shows about marriages.
ABC and The Academy made it official this morning that Regina Hall, Amy Schumer, and Wanda Sykes are going to be hosting the Oscars this year on March 27th.
As if the noms were not bad enough from a lackadaisical year of movies, these hosts are the icing of this cardboard cake.
Each woman has their merit as individuals, but not as a trio. Didn’t they learn anything from the Anne Hathaway/James Franco year? I guess not.
“Imagine having one of the funniest women in comedy today hosting the Oscars… Now, multiply that by three,” said Craig Erwich, president, Hulu Originals and ABC Entertainment. “Regina, Amy, and Wanda are comedy powerhouses who will make history as the first female trio to host the biggest night in entertainment, and we’re thrilled to have them at the helm to deliver an incredible show full of unforgettable moments and laughter.” I think he meant to say forgettable.
Last year, I got the COVID-19 vaccine on the day of the Academy Awards, so I slept through them. I am thinking I will get the fourth shot on that day, so I can sleep through them like I slept through Spencer, Being the Ricardos, and House of Gucci.
