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The cast of SWAT plays cornhole with Shemar Moore’s crotch
September 7th, 2021 under Shemar Moore. [ Comments: none ]

Boys will be boys, and men will be boys too. Therefore, on Labor Day, the cast of SWAT played cornhole and Shemar Moore’s crotch was their bullseye. Well, it wasn’t, but they made it that way.

Thankfully for us, and unfortunately for him, someone has good aim because they got him in the moneymaker. Luckily for his future baby mama, he protected the baby factory.

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KJ Apa is ‘tired of being sexualized’
September 7th, 2021 under KJ Apa. [ Comments: none ]

KJ Apa/Instagram

KJ Apa is a pretty boy, and we like to objectify him. However, he doesn’t like it. Therefore, he posted the above photo and pleaded with us that he is, “tired of being sexualized.”

So from now on, we won’t talk about sexy he looks without a shirt and how we want to rub our bodies on his washboard abs just like they used to wash clothes in the old days. We won’t say that we want to drink up all of the thirst traps’ Sugar, Sugar. Nor will we say that we want him to have a taste of our Josie and the Pussy-cats. I will stop now because we should not sexualize him.

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When did Pauly Shore turn into Richard Simmons?
September 7th, 2021 under Pauly Shore, Richard Simmons. [ Comments: none ]

So I am scrolling through my For You Page on TikTok, and I see someone that looks exactly like a young Richard Simmons. Of course, I press play, and it turns out to be Pauly Shore. The actor wants his fans to be Sweatin’ to The Weez, which is like Sweatin’ to the Oldies from the Weight Saint.

Now, I want to know when Shore turned into Simmons? Is he trying to do a movie about Simmons so that he can play him? If not, can he turn this into an exercise series for those of us who are missing Simmons, like me? He has that same energy, the afro, and the booty shorts. Maybe if he did, it would bring Simmons out of hiding. We need him back, now more than ever.

Back to Shore, doesn’t he seriously look like Simmons? It is uncanny.

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Hot Links!
September 6th, 2021 under Hot Links!. [ Comments: none ]

Guess who looks better from the neck up? – Celebitchy

RIP Michael K Williams – Pajiba

Camilla Cabelo got chop – Egotastic

Rick James made Prince cry – Grunge

Maggie Zeigler in a see-thru shirt – Drunken Stepfather

Zendaya wows at the Venice Film Festival – Scandal Sheet

When did Tori Spelling turn into Khloe Kardashian? – Dlisted

Who might make a cameo in The Walking Dead? – Screen Rant

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Thank you, Victoria Beckham
September 6th, 2021 under The Beckhams. [ Comments: none ]

Victoria Beckham posted the above photo and said, “Happy Sunday, you’re welcome!😎” I don’t know about you, but I am thankful she shared this photo she took of David Beckham looking like the Coppertone baby. Well, minus the dog and not running on the beach. In other words, showing off his two firm soccer balls in the back!

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