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Tubi is getting into the Halloween business
September 24th, 2021 under Uncategorized. [ Comments: none ]

We are a week away from the start of Spooktober, and Tubi is going to give us a month of Halloween treats on top of all of the Horror content they already have.

Something, I am very familiar with it because I have been sleeping with their frightful collection of thousands of movies for the last two years. They have movies like Killer Sofa, Monsturd, Killer Pinata, Cicada, Attack of the Killer Tomatoes, The Stuff, Brain Damage, Death Bed, Thankskilling, Chopping Mall, Zombeavers, Caroushell, Attack of the Killer Donuts, Hellitosis: The Legend of Stankmouth, Hell’s Kitty, and so many more.

“Tubi viewers devour horror titles all year long so we’ve made ‘Terror on Tubi’ extra enticing,” said Adam Lewinson, Chief Content Officer, Tubi. “With more than 5,000 horror and paranormal titles and four bone-chilling originals, Tubi ramps up its position as a formidable force in horror.”

If you love Horror, then you have to download Tubi for free. Because not only do they have thousands of free Horror films, but they also have several paranormal shows in their collection. And they will be adding four original titles to their list next month. To see what they are, then click here!


William Shatner to boldly go to the final frontier with Jeff Bezos
September 24th, 2021 under William Shatner. [ Comments: none ]

Ever since 1966, William Shatner has been the most famous space captain in the universe. However, he has never gone to space.

That is all about to change next month because TMZ says that he will be joining Jeff Bezos on the billionaire’s phallic-shaped rocket ship.

That means at 90, Star Trek’s Captain Kirk will be the oldest person to ever go to space.

While his 15 minutes will never be up, that is the length of his trip on the New Sheperd.

And hopefully, his journey will be long enough for the documentary he is pitching to the networks. So far, Discovery doesn’t want to be beamed up with him. But I think they would change their minds if they could get Geoge Takei to join him. Could you imagine those trapped in a confined space for that long? Two men will go up, but only one will come down.

I didn’t watch any of the billionaires competing in their dick measuring contest, but I would definitely watch as the Shat went up because he is the 💩 and this will be the 💩! It is what dreams are made of, and we should never stop dreaming. At 90, we can still live out our dreams. The second we stop dreaming is when it is all over. And Shatner has plenty of dreams left to live.


Like a bridge over troubled water…
September 24th, 2021 under Barbra Streisand. [ Comments: none ]

The Academy of Motion Pictures, Arts, and Sciences is opening a museum here in Los Angeles. Some of the features are named after some of motion pictures’ biggest stars. For example, AMPAS named a bridge after Barbra Streisand, and the Oscar winner shared a photo next to her namesake.

Ever since I saw it, I can’t help but to sing Simon & Garfunkle’s Bridge Over Troubled Water. I wonder why?

Oh, and remember when our parents asked, “If everyone was jumping off of a bridge, would you do it?” I always said I would, but I would say no to jumping off of Barbra’s. While that is me, there are a lot of people who would volunteer to walk the plank. Are you one of them?


Sunny Hostin and Ana Navarro test positive for COVID-19 live on The View
September 24th, 2021 under Coronavirus, The View. [ Comments: none ]

When the producers and the hosts of The View woke up this morning, they thought that they would make news because Vice President Kamala Harris was going to be live in the studio on the daytime talk show. They were wrong.

After the first break, Sunny Hostin and Ana Navarro were separated from Joy Behar and Sarah Haines, and no one knew why. Then the producer informed them that the former two had tested positive for COVID-19, and they were escorted off the set.

Behar and Haines were left to fill time while dealing with the shock that they were that close to two people with a breakthrough case of coronavirus, and the Vice President of the United States about to walk out.

No one knew what to do, and it was live television. So Behar pretended she was Carol Burnett and took questions from the audience as they waited for the VP to make her appearance.

However, the show and Secret Service decided not to risk the VP’s health, and she answered their questions from a remote location. A smart decision because the Republicans would have had a field day if she caught COVID during her appearance on the show. Could you imagine?

Hopefully, Behar, 78, and Haines, who has three kids under 6, will not catch it, and Hostin and Navarro get well soon.

In case you are wondering, where is Whoopi Goldberg? She has been absent from the show most of this week because her sciatica has been acting. Who knew a pain in her a$$ would save her being that close to the virus, especially with all of her health issues.

The moral of this story is that we still need to be safe, even if we are vaccinated. There are still too many COVIDiots out there who are not getting the shot, risking their health and ours. Yes, if you are vaccinated, you can still get COVID. However, you won’t get anywhere as near of a severe case if you weren’t vaccinated. Stop whining like little babies who don’t know any better, and get the fucking show, you selfish assholes!


What do you think of Heidi Klum’s big bust?
September 24th, 2021 under Heidi Klum. [ Comments: none ]

PHOTOPIA Hamburg honored Heidi Klum with a colossal bronze statue of her head. As soon as the supermodel saw it, she wrote, “This is so cool.”

I guess it is cool to have a huge a$$ version of your face, but not that one. That is a Lucille Ball bronze statue calamity awful. It is the type of thing that will give your nightmares for months because you can’t unsee it. Even after you close your eyes, you can still see those monstrous teeth looking to chomp on you. Actually, it looks like Annabelle but with straight hair. Now we know what killed the Bronze Age. America’s Got Talent, but not Hamburg.

What do you have to say about it??


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