Seriously? OMG! WTF?

I don’t know about you, but I thought that Alicia Silverstone pronounced her first name as Ah-lee-sha. She does not.

The actress told us that we have been clueless about the correct pronunciation of her name via TikTok. The correct way to say it is Ali-SEE-yuh. As if we didn’t know that.

Did you know that? And are you going to start saying her name the way her parents did, or are you going to pronouncing it the way you think it is sounds? I am an old dog, so you can’t teach me new tricks.

Before Jennifer Aniston was kissing her best friend’s brother on Friends, she was kissing her own brother Ferris Bueller. She looks so different with her old nose when she was 21 in that 1990 episode.

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Last week, Patrick J. Adams and Troian Bellisario revealed they welcomed their second child together. They also said that her birth was “unique and exciting.” Today, we found out “unique and exciting” it was.

The couple told their friend Katie Lowes’ on her podcast Katie’s Club, 10 days after they had their baby, how it was unique and exciting.

When they had their first daughter Aurora, Bellisario was in labor for 26 hours. Therefore, they thought it would be the same with baby #2. They were wrong.

On the way to the hospital, the contractions got more and more intense. As soon as they went to park the car in the lot, Bellisario couldn’t take it anymore. She got down on all-fours in the front seat. Adams parked in front of the hospital and told the security guard that the baby was coming right now. He didn’t believe the actor, who was known for lying on Suits.

Then when Adams checked on his wife, she told him to take off her pants (that she sh!t in because she was so far along in her labor). As soon as he did, he saw the head. He knew he had no choice but to deliver his child, so he did.

As soon as she came out, he remembered he had to get the fluids (aka her mom’s poop) out of her nose, mouth, and eyes. Thus, he turned the baby towards the ground, and Elliot Rowena started to cry. By then, all was OK.

From the moment they went to park the car until Elliot was born, Adams says it was around four minutes. Then it took another four minutes for the doctors and nurses to come to them. As soon as they saw the brand new mom, they ran towards her and took her away.

Leaving the dad alone having to park the car that was full of sh!t, blood, and after birth. Which he did clean before he brought home his wife and second daughter.

When they got home, Aurora, 2, immediately fell in love with her baby sister. And now, the four of them are waiting to celebrate Elliot’s one-month birthday on the 15th.

This real-life story is crazier than anything we saw on Suits and Pretty Little Liars. Life is funny that way, isn’t it?

BTW I really hope that Seth Meyers books them on Late Night so they can swap crazy birth stories.

UPDATE: Troian Bellisario< shared a photo of where she gave birth to Elliot. To see it, then click here!

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As we know, Ed Sheeran is very pale. Now, we know why. He is a Vampire. I knew it! And it explains so much.

However, he has some advice for other bloodsuckers like him. “The nails were a nightmare to try and take a piss with. Wouldn’t recommend.”

Obviously, he is not one. However, we don’t know why he looks like this. I am sure it is related to the new song he has been teasing us with.

There is some f*cking good news in the teddy bear world today. Ted is coming back. Not as a full feature movie with Mark Wahlberg, but as a 10-episode prequel on Peacock.

“Seth has a superpower of creating fandoms and Ted is a shining example of his ability to create beloved characters that we can’t get enough of,” NBCUniversal Entertainment Content chairman Susan Rovner said in a statement to THR. “We are so lucky to bring this project to Peacock viewers who will have an opportunity to see their favorite foul-mouthed teddy bear once again.”

MacFarlane will reprise the voice of the foul-mouthed stuffed animal, along with writing and directing the first episode.

However, when that will be, is anyone’s guess. That is because we are still waiting for him to finish the third season of Orvillefor Hulu. He better hurry up, or we will be in the same year as the year the show takes place.

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