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McDonald’s is bringing back Hi-C
February 10th, 2021 under Fast Food. [ Comments: none ]

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Back in 2017, McDonald’s removed Hi-C from their soda fountains. Ever since then, people have been asking the fast food giant to bring it back.

Today, they finally got the news they have been waiting for, for almost three years. In the next few months, the orange soda will be back in all of their stores. That’s right! It is back.

Since we can’t give each other high-5’s anymore, let’s give each other Hi-C’s in honor of the news.

To find out when Hi-C Orange Lavaburst will be back at your Mickey-D’s, then check out McFinder.

BTW I am not a fan of soda, let alone orange soda. Is it that good?

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The party trick Lizzo can do with her boobs
February 10th, 2021 under Lizzo. [ Comments: none ]


Lizzo has a pretty cool party trick. She can make her boobs dance. They can dance together, or they can go solo. That is an admirable talent. When I tried to do it, my boobies looked at me and said, “We’re not going to do that,” so they didn’t.

I think it is appropriate that she chose Cardi B’s Up for her girls to boogie to. As soon as a man sees her chi chis do the Cha Cha, up is what their solo dancer will be!

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Where is Dorothy’s house when you need it?
February 10th, 2021 under Stupid Sequels/Remakes. [ Comments: none ]


The Wizard of Oz is one of the rare classic movies that has stood the test of time. It is perfect as is and does not need to be remade or given a fresh take. That is my opinion. Sadly it is not that of New Line. According to Variety, they are working on a new version of Dorothy’s trip with the land of Oz.

“I am incredibly honored to join Temple Hill and New Line in bringing this beloved classic to the screen,” Nicole Kassell, who is directing the remake, said. “While the 1939 musical is part of my DNA, I am exhilarated and humbled by the responsibility of re-imagining such a legendary tale. The opportunity to examine the original themes — the quest for courage, love, wisdom and home — feels more timely and urgent than ever. These are profoundly iconic shoes to fill, and I am eager to dance alongside these heroes of my childhood as we pave a newly minted yellow brick road!”

Kassel has worked on Cold Case The Leftovers, Claws, Castle Rock, and Watchmen to name a few. Therefore, I envision her take to be dark, depressing, and violent. That will take away all the joy we got from the timeless film.

Am I the only one rooting for the Wicked Witch of the West to stop this movie before it is made?

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Bruce Springsteen was arrested on suspicion of DWI
February 10th, 2021 under Bruce Springsteen. [ Comments: none ]


Bruce Springsteen has been keeping a secret. Back on November 14, 2020, he was arrested on suspicion of DWI at Gateway National Recreation Area in Sandy Hook, NJ. He was also cited for reckless driving and consuming alcohol in a closed area.

The National Park Service told TMZ that he was cooperative throughout his arrest.

He is slated to have a court date on the matter in the next few weeks.

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We are living in a Matrix where even Pennywise and the Joker wear masks
February 10th, 2021 under Coronavirus. [ Comments: none ]


We have been dealing with COVID-19 for a year now. The CDC has been telling for months things we can do to slow the spread. They are telling us to wash our hands, social distance, get the vaccine, and wear a mask.

For some reason, these things are very hard for people to do. I don’t know why, but they are.

The CDC is sick of their message being ignored, so Ad Council asked some friends to help spread the word about wearing masks, so others don’t spread the virus.

Austin Powers, Neo, Pennywise, Joker, Adonis, Harry Potter, Wonder Woman, Aquaman, and many more are covering up so that we can travel to Casablanca again. If they can do it, why can’t you? I mean, if Pennywise and the Joker can cover up their inviting smiles, so can we. My smile is my best feature, and I haven’t let anyone see it in months. That sounds sad, but what really sounds sad is all of the people who died of coronavirus because so many can’t be bothered to wear a mask. Wear a mask!

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