Seriously? OMG! WTF?

Lizzo has a pretty cool party trick. She can make her boobs dance. They can dance together, or they can go solo. That is an admirable talent. When I tried to do it, my boobies looked at me and said, “We’re not going to do that,” so they didn’t.

I think it is appropriate that she chose Cardi B’s Up for her girls to boogie to. As soon as a man sees her chi chis do the Cha Cha, up is what their solo dancer will be!

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