The other night on Jeopardy, they had a category called Band Emojis. Which is exactly as it sounds. They combined emojis to create band names. It is really easy, and lots of fun. So much so, I decided to try it out myself.
Before Joe Biden was the third oldest person running for President, he was the youngest Senator in office talking about campaign finance reform on The Advocate. Didn’t he look like Craig T. Nelson when he was 31 doing this news show back in 1974?
Radio.com asked Harry Styles what he would be if he was not a rock star. He told them “a virgin.”
If he wasn’t famous, he still would have lost his virginity a long time ago. Look at him! Even if we all didn’t know his name, we would still want to suck on his Kiwi.
Not only is he really cute, but he also had an endearing personality. Women will flock to him no matter what.
Anyone, who has a cat, is afraid that their kitty will eat them when they die. Sometimes, I think my cat won’t wait until then. In fact, recently, she has tried to kill me on several occasions because I have not given her enough snacks. She even attempted to trip me while I was walking down the stairs by attacking my good leg, so I step down hard on the sprained one and fall. One time, I even saw the little bitch (she hates that name) look up at me and smile. Another she actually licked her lips.
Seriously, how many have you looked at your cat and thought they are going to kill me and eat my corpse? You are not alone, and they will.
Conan O’Brien has come up with a way that could save cat owners’ lives. Well, of course, I had to watch the video, and see what I can do to safeguard my dead body. As soon as I pressed play, my cat gave me one of the death stares and ran up the stairs that she tries to kill me on.
Now I know what I can do to piss her off. That is to watch Conan! This is weird because she has red hair like his and I thought redheads stick together. Guess she wants to be all catty about it.
Too bad, they don’t let animals into tapings for the TBS talk show. If they did, I would take her to one.
