Seriously? OMG! WTF?

Alec Baldwin was on The Tonight Show on Friday, but he still has not gotten over what Jimmy Fallon did to him the last time he was on. When he was on before, the NBC show made up a dummy to look like the actor. They even included a pillow to give it a little gut.

That was then, this is now and that gut is gone. Baldwin is so proud of his weight loss, he dropped his pants to show how loose they are now.

What is his secret? He did not say, I am assuming lots of sex and having 4 kids under 7 and one of the way. That will make anyone skinny or crazy or both.

Guess who he grew up to be? – Dlisted

Doctor Sleep is not The Shining – ScreenRant

Another reason to love Jake Gyllenhaal – Jezebel

Matt Lauer's ex-wife breaks her silence – Celebitchy

Is this Demi Lovato fully naked? – Drunken Stepfather

Prince Harry and Meghan Markle are coming to America – The Cut

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Tonight at 8p on Fox, The Simpsons will do what no other scripted show has done. It will air its 666th episode. If you are going to have an episode reach that magical number, then you have to do something extra special. How about airing their annual Halloween show Treehouse of Horror.

The episode starts off us with finding out about Maggie’s true origin. Let’s just say she is not really Homer and Marge’s daughter. Whose daughter is she? Plus, you want to watch to see how they completely ruin Nemo for us. What they revealed cannot be unseen…

Then it is time for them to take on Stranger Things or as they call it Danger Things. Milhouse goes missing and now they have to find him. Lisa is not the only one who gets a new look for this segment.

I have some bad news to tell you to prepare for the next story, Homer is dead. Wait, it was not his time. He gets to come back as a different person. He will choose many bodies until he gets the right one. Is there a right one?

Finally, Selma meets a man and they really hit it off. There is just a catch. One that will make her have to choose between him and everyone else. Who will she choose?

There is a reason why The Simpsons has made it to its 666th episode. No matter how many episodes they do, the show never gets old. Tonight’s episode proves it is just like a fine wine, it gets better with age. Even though they haven’t aged a day in 31 seasons.

Now let’s talk about the XXX in the title. How can you have XXX in the title and not do something a little sexier? If you know what I mean? I get that it is a kids’ show, but there are ways to do it so that the XXX is more like PG-13?

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Tonight at 8p on CBS, we learn a lot more about Joy (Jessica Lu) on Gd Friended Me. She gets a request to help someone close to her, her daughter’s adoptive parents. Turns out her daughter is also looking to find her.

Since her daughter is on the same soccer team as Cara’s (Violett Beane) sister, they decide that it is a good place to meet them for the first time to see what they can do to help them. That is when they find out her daughter started getting moody about 2 months ago. That is when she decided to search for her birth mom.

Joy wants to tell her daughter who she is. However, Miles (Brandon Michael Hall) thinks if she does it, then it will ruin the relationship her daughter has with her adoptive parents. The two of them will fight over this. Ultimately, it is her choice. What will she do?

You do not want to miss an episode that will pull at all of your heartstrings. I will say this every time I review this feelgood drama, but we need more shows like this one on television. Series that leaving you feeling good and not depressed and horrified because of some heinous crime.

Tired: pizza rat
Wired: cigarette cockroach pic.twitter.com/HPxBLkWstX

— Tom Kretchmar (@tkretchmar) October 18, 2019

They say if there was a nuclear war, that the roaches would still be crawling around. Point is nothing will kill them. Not even smoking cigarettes.

Don’t believe me. Tom Kretchman caught one taking a drag and it kept on going. If it moves like that with a cig, then imagine what he would be doing with a joint. You don’t have to be high to giggle over that.

BTW I am so grateful I did not know we had cockroaches that big when I lived in NYC. I think I would have moved away sooner. Either that or they have been genetically mutating since I left? Someone has been watching too many creature features this October.

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