I grew up on Horror and I really enjoy creature features. Therefore, I have seen my share of movies with killer alligators. Since they cannot use real alligators, they use robotic ones or CGI them in. Which means I have seen a lot of those and I thought they were scary.
However, they are not as scary as the real thing. Ed Vance was golfing with his friends on Sunday at the Savannah Harbor Club in Georgia when fore had a whole new meaning. Not watch out for the ball, but watch out for the massive four-legged gator that walking across the course to get into the water.
While I would have been running for my life, Vance kept rolling on the giant. The golfer is lucky the gator wasn’t hungry because in all the movies I have seen, they are real fast when they are hungry. That guy looks like he can swallow you whole, as in a hole-in-one bite. Yes, it is a boy, he was proud to show us that.
Hopefully someone at one of the independent Horror movie production companies will see this and turn the concept into a movie. Gatorshack, you putt and he puts you in his belly.
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