Most people, who believe in conspiracy theories, believe the government is behind John F. Kennedy’s assassination and 9/11. Or that Marilyn Monroe was killed by the Kennedys. Not me. My conspiracy theories are related to reality shows.
Last night, underdog Bobby Bones, a radio DJ from Nashville, won Dancing with the Stars, Neil Patrick Harris, the fans and me, disagree with that choice. NPH and I wanted Milo Manheim to win. Me because I love his movie Z-O-M-B-I-E-S, NPH, I do not know why.
Anyways, here is my theory why he won. Bones is joining American Idol in the spring as a mentor to the finalists. Therefore, ABC wanted him to win because it would be better to promote the winner of DWTS is doing AI than the runnerup that most viewers don’t know. Who listens to radio anymore?
Salvation was a show about an ice age causing asteroid pummeling towards Earth. At least that is how it was pitched. After a few episodes, it turned in an international political drama. By the time they got into the second season, it had become unwatchable. At least for me. And the millions of others who tuned out.
The ratings were a bigger disaster than the one they were facing. Therefore, it should come as no surprise that Variety reports it was canceled.
Now we will never if the asteroid turned out to be aliens visiting us. Yeah, that is how the show ended. And they wonder why they won’t be back for another season.
Dear CBS, please stop doing Sci-Fi shows in the summer, you always mess them up. See Under the Dome, Extant, Zoo and now Salvation.
Peas and Carrots will not be alongside peas and carrots on the dish this Thursday because the president is going to pardon one of them. The two turkeys made the treck all the way from South Dakota for the occasion.
If you are going to go to the White House for an event in your honor, then you need to stay at the best hotel in their best suite. That is exactly what they got. WLIX’s Peter Zampa got to interview them and the fowl used no foul language when they spoke to him. Actually, they did not use any language.
Why would the South Dakotans be upset because look at their room? It is probably better than the room you are going to be sleeping in this Thanksgiving.
What happens to them after today’s pardoning ceremony? They will live out the rest of their lives at Gobbler’s Rest on the campus of Virginia Tech. Which should be about 365 from days from now because they were only pardoned from our kitchen tables for this year!
Next month, Ruben Studdard and Clay Aiken doing a Christman spectacular on Broadway and the two singers shared a photo from their past. Not from their American Idol days, but way before they even dreamed about singing on a TV show. The only thing they wanted back then was toy mic they could sing into. That is because they were just little kids sitting on Santa Claus’ lap hoping he would put tons of toys under the Christmas tree just for them.
How precious were the two little boys who the only star they were dreaming about was the one on top of the tree in their living rooms?
