Seriously? OMG! WTF?

It is Friday, so Hoda Kotb and Kathie Lee Gifford decided to turn their Today show into Game Night. As in they played some of the soon-to-be hottest board games on the markert.

The first one is Who Cut the Cheese?. A very simple game, you cut the plastic cheese until you hear a fart-like sound. Once you hear that butt call, you lose. This is a good game to play with drunk lactose intolerant people while eating real cheese because you will not know where that farting sound is coming from. Since I am lactose intolerant, I can say that!

The next game they played was Tic Tac Tongue. Basically, the ladies put on a frog-face party horn and blew out the tongue. Then, Kotb realized she could stick her paper tongue out at her co-anchor and Gifford did the same. Which made it look like they were doing some strange type of french kissing. Like if Gene Simmons tried to make out with a woman who has a licker as long as his.

I am so glad these co-anchors drink on their show because we get entertaining moments like this on the 4th hour of Today.

For years, Jimmy Kimmel Live has been having celebrities read Mean Tweets. For the most part, they took that criticism well. Either they joked that that person is right, laughed it off or said nothing at all.

Yesterday, the ABC late night show had hip hop singers read what people have been saying about them, and they ain’t that 💩 sitting down. They fought back and put those tweeters in their place.

I hope other celebs see this edition and fight back too. I like it when they get all real like that and not be all fake and crap. That is unless they say those things about me, then I will cry.

Mariah Carey was supposed to tour Australia back in Febraury with her #1 songs, but cancelled it “due to a necessary realignment of her international engagements for 2018.”

Now, two months before those rescheduled shows, she is leaving her fans Down Under high and dry again. This time MJR says it is, “due to a scheduling conflict.”

She did not say what the scheduling conflict is, but she told them she is working on new music.

If I were the fans, then I would tell her what she could do with the new music. You know the saying, “Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me.” Then I added, “Fool me three times, F*ck you!” And that is what I would be saying to her.

What is the point of releasing new music if you are going to keep canceling on your fans? They buy that music. If you keep treating them like 💩, then they will move on. If they move on, then no one buys your music. Which means no tours. No sales,and that means no money for you. I think you can see where I am going with this train of thought.

Mimi, treat your Lambs better or they will find a new herder who treats them with the respect they deserve.

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We have seen those photos of people shaving off their beards in stages. They try out different looks as the beard becomes a goatee then the Chaplin and finally there are clean shaven.

Well, Nick Offerman did the same thing. But he did it with the top of his head and kept the facial locks with the help of his wife Megan Mullally. Why? We don’t know, but I think stage 4 was his best style. Which one was yours?

Guess who is bananas? – Dlisted

Jamie King freed the nips – The Nip Slip

Is Ben Affleck out as Batman? – Screenrant

Why was Justin Bieber crying in public? – Celebitchy

Who might be the next Bond, James Bond? – Pajiba

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