Even though Matt LeBlanc just turned 50 less than a month ago, he told Conan O’Brien that he is ready to retire. Then he explained to the TBS late night host why he wants to do so by saying, “I’d like to retire earlier than later because I would like to do not a f*cking thing.”
Since he has been acting for around 30 years and has earned more money than you and I can imagine, thanks to Friends; he does not need to work another day in his life. He can stay at all home all day, ride his bulldozer and be perfectly content.
But then Conan suggested that he spend his retirement hanging out on his show. An idea that sounded so good to the actor that he declared, “I quit!” And with that Joey is a retired man without a plan.
Before you freak out, he will not be retiring any time soon because he is still busy hosting BBC’s Top Gear and starring in Man with a Plan. Although, the way CBS has been getting rid of people on their programs, they can kill him off just like they did with the wife Kevin Can Wait. Which might be a good thing because Matt Cook should be the star of that show. That and let’s be honest LeBlanc cannot act since he did Friends. I do not know what it was about that sitcom, except for Matthew Perry and Courteney Cox, the rest of the actors forgot how to act after that show. Aniston and LeBlanc were better performers before Friends.
If you are going to book any music act for you total Eclipse party, Bonnie Tyler is the one that you want. Royal Caribbean was the one that got her to climb aboard their ship and sing her 1983 chart topping hit Total Eclipse of the Heart written by Jim Steinman as the moon covered the sun.
How did it go? Watch it above and hear how at 66, she still sounds like she sang it when she was just 31 years old. What a voice and what a song. Just as powerful now as it was then, thanks to her vocals and Steinman’s words.
Too bad the eclipse did not really happen when she was singing the tune. Which I thought was the whole purpose of her belting it out on Royal Caribbean’s Total Eclipse Cruise. Oh well.
Now when it comes to DNCE, when did Joe Jonas because a ’70s porn star? And where can I watch that porno?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oyH2cCxGkJM
Before Al Franken had a hard time attracting Republican Senators to vote his way, he could not attract a woman Tunnel Vision. What a head of hair he had when he was 24 in that 1976 movie.
Before Jennifer Lopez was known for her singing and her acting, she was known for her butt! Since she has been known as a triple threat, she has not shown off her double one. Not anymore because here they are, so enjoy them while you can can!
