For 3 decades, The Golden Girls has made generations of people extremely happy. Somehow Jimmy Kimmel Live found a way to make us fans cry. He had the cast of Girls do a parody of the beloved sitcom and now I hate everyone who was involved in it.
3 out of 4 Golden Girls hated it so much, they rolled over in their graves. That is why there were some Earthquakes reported yesterday. Word to wise, don’t Google where they are buried because two of them were cremated, but you know what I meant.
Morgan Freeman, Michael Caine, and Alan Arkin are starring together in Going In Style that comes out tomorrow, and the three acting legends are doing press for it.
One of their stops was Wired and they answered several questions about themselves. I have no idea what they were talking about, but I couldn’t stop laughing. The way the three Oscar winners interact with each other is hilarious. I wasn’t planning on going to see the movie opening weekend, but now I will be there tonight at midnight.
Someone needs to give them a Reality Show like Big Brother, so we can just watch them rifting on each other all day and all night long. Could you imagine what that would be like? I would never leave my house because I would be watching them 24 hours a day/7 days a week. Caine would tell his long stories, Arkin would fall asleep listening to them and Freeman would just make funny faces. Plus, they would make fun of the other two about anything and everything and that would still not be enough for them.
If things start to lag, then they can bring in their director Zach Braff for them to ridicule. Kind of like their mutual punching bag!
Ed Sheeran has the voice of an angel and sings songs that bring out a woman’s devilish side; so that could explain why this reporter from Studio Brussel was trying to get the singer to sleep with her.
Linde Merckpoel noticed that both of them are natural red heads, and it is said that they are dying breed. Therefore, she had a proposition for him to keep the ginger gene alive. Her plan is for two of them to procreate. She even went as far as to give him framed photos of what their fire crotches would look like. Not those fire crotches, but their children.
He tried to laugh it off, but she didn’t stop there. She gave him her phone number and told him to call her. More than once. Yet, he kept his composure. Although, you can tell he was like WTF is going on and get me the hell out of her.
I guess you can say this is the reverse Vin Diesel, and it is just as awkward. Even though the interview was extremely cringe worthy, he really handled it like a champ. I don’t think I would’ve handled it the same way.
Sharon Whiting looked out towards her backyard in Charlotte County, Fl and saw something that would scare the bejeezus out of most people. She witnessed a mother alligator leading her 16, yes 16, babies into the pond behind her house. Instead of picking up the phone and calling a real estate agent to find her a new place to live immediately, she used it to film all 17 of them on their journey. One short of all the holes at the golf course.
It was no small task, she says that it took the mama all day to get her little gators into the water. I am sure the lizards all slept well that night after their trip, but I doubt the Whitings did. They were probably having nightmares about them. Even though the mother is a beautiful creature.
Every now and again, I miss living in Florida and then I see a video like this. Now I don’t miss living there.
