When you think of Sir Patrick Stewart, you think of a man who just recently found out that he wasn’t circumcised.
Sorry, that is how I think of him. You actually think of him as a dignified actor. Well, that is not always the case like in American Dad and Blunt Talk, but still. And soon we will see him in his sh!tiest role to date because he is playing 💩 in The Emoji Movie. I think the role should’ve gone to Seth Rogen because his voice sounds like that to me, but instead it went to a classy sounding British guy.
As we know he sounds classy, but he also has a wicked sense of humor to go with it. Yesterday, when he was on The Late Show, Stephen Colbert asked him about playing 💩. Here’s what the Sir told him, “I think she (The Queen of England) will approve because she will know, for me, poop, has been…a life long work in progress.” Then he explained why this role is method for him, “Totally internal until it is external…But you see, when I was an infant, of course, it was more spontaneous. But what is interesting in my teens, it took a kind of, umm, comedic spurt. It was low farce rather than high comedy. But as I matured, so did my output.”
With that answer, I cannot see anyone but him playing 💩. That is because that response was full of so much 💩, how can anyone else but him voice the role of a lifetime. It could easily be on his tombstone in 100 years from now, “Here lies a 💩”.
In case you couldn’t tell the 💩 is my favorite emoji. Therefore, I am happy one my favorite actors is playing him.
Everyone got so excited yesterday when we heard that Oprah Winfrey was considering a run to be President of the United States in 2020, but her best friend Gayle King crushed our dreams today. She says that her BFF was joking when she declared her candidacy. Even though Lady O has the right to change her mind, the CBS This Morning co-host added, “That ain’t nevah happening!”
But in the words of Justin Bieber, “Nevah say nevah!” Maybe we can convince her, this we can all get cars and so much more! Imagine the ticket, Oprah Winfrey and Michelle Obama. It would be a double-O and who doesn’t love a double-O?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sXPLjr1KFFY
Before Kim Basinger showed off her super body in 9 1/2 Weeks, her hair got super body from Body on Tap Shampoo. How gorgeous was the 24 year old in that 1978 commercial?
