Back in October, Olivia Wilde welcomed her second child, and yet she looks like she is 9 months pregnant all over again. Therefore, does she have something to tell us? Just that she is working on a movie called Live Itself and she is very pregnant in it. Unlike her real life pregnancies she can take off the baby bump at the end of the day and not wait for it to happen after 9 months.
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You don’t have to know Hungarian to laugh your a$$ off at this visual description gone wrong. A Sport1 sportscaster was drawing out a play, and he inadvertently drew out a hockey stick and two pucks. You know the ones that only male ice hockey players have and girl ones don’t.
Bencsics Márk started it off by highlighting two of the players by drawing circles around them. Then he drew a U starting at one and finishing it off with the other player who parallel to the first one. At this point it looks very phallic, but it did not stop there. At the bottom of the U, he drew a line across the top of it, which gave it that circumcised look. In a way, you are hoping he might stop there, but nope. He goes on to draw straight lines coming out of the tip to show where the puck could go. But instead it looks like something else that came. And yet, it doesn’t stop there. Would a pair of balls be a pair of balls without some hair? That’s right, he added some hair to our first two guys and with that we all just climaxed! I know my pants are wet after that. From laughing so hard, what did you think I meant?
The best part about this whole video is that the artist had absolutely no idea what he had just done. His colleagues could not hold back their laughter, and yet he didn’t even crack a smile. I guess when you score a goal like that, you are too exhausted to do anything but lie there and take it.
Finally, how appropriate is that the show that this happened on is called Trash Talk?
Will Forte told Seth Meyers on Late Night that his family and his The Last Man on Earth castmates have given him a nickname and it is Uncle Stinky? Why? Well one day when his niece and nephew came to visit him, he farted around them and they noticed the smell. Ever since then they added stinky to his title. Something he will never get rid because farting is always funny to kids even when they become adults.
So much so, his co-star Mary Steenburgen challenged him to fart every day he is on the set of hilarious Fox comedy. He accepted her challenge, but it has one big rule. They cannot be silent but deadly, you actually have to hear the bomb go off and not just breath in the fumes. Did he succeed? Yes, but sadly for the noses on the set there were some misses.
And folks, that is why he is known as Uncle Stinky. You know, I am thinking he should change the O in his last name to an A. What do you think of that idea?
One last note, the best part of this funny interview because farts are always funny, is when the NBC late night host asked him, “How do you do it?” Without hesitation Farte, I mean Forte, told him, “Out of my butt!” Know we know why Last Man on Earth is as brilliant as it is because the creator is naturally that way. Maybe he will do an episode about his farting? Although, if he did, he might once again become the last man on Earth.
Nicki Minaj broke a Billboards Charts record yesterday and she celebrated by shaking her Anaconda! I guess you can say it wants some. Hey, when you beat out Aretha Franklin’s record by being the only woman to have 76 singles land in the Top 100, you can do whatever you want.
Out of all the female singers, I am surprised she has that honor. You would have thought that maybe Tina Turner, Madonna, Cher, Mariah Carey, Rihanna, Taylor Swift, Dolly Parton, Reba McIntyre or Katy Perry might’ve done it, but it is Mimi’s rival that did it. I am not saying I think she doesn’t deserve it because I like her music, I am just surprised she is the one that took the crown away from the Queen of Soul. So Miss Franklin, show Minaj some R-E-S-P-E-C-T and release a new album full of hits.
