Sometimes things just leave you speechless. For example, Kim Kardashian added a crying faced Hillary Clinton, President Barack Obama and Donald Trump to her Emoji collection and that leaves me with no words. Well maybe one, 💩.
Howard Stern took a Tweet out of Larry King’s Twitter and started Tweeting whatever comes to mind. He Tweeted things like, “I like sex but not sexting,” “Jazz is boring,” “What do you call male ladybugs,” but there is one that really got my attention. He revealed, “My penis is average,” and now I can’t stop picturing it.
Things we have learned this political election is that hand size matters, but I guess nose size doesn’t.
I learned about sex by watching Soap Operas with my grandmother as a kid, but kids don’t really watch them anymore. Therefore, you have to wonder what do kids know about procreation these days. Jimmy Kimmel Live went out to the streets of Hollywood and asked several kids, “Where do babies come from?” Some got it right, some got it wrong, and one learned where the lightsaber goes from Star Wars. I still haven’t seen The Force Awakens, but that kid is forcing me to watch it.
Back to lesson, how sweet is it to see these innocent children talk about something that is not so innocent.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LPEWXh97d1A
Jonah Hill sat down for an interview with France’s Le Grand Journal and Ornella Fleury tried to make a joke while she was interviewing him.
She revealed to him that her sexual fantasy is that he would take her to a hotel room and that sounds nice to him enough. Then she adds, “And then all of a sudden, you’d bring your friends (Leonardo) DiCaprio and Brad Pitt, and then you’d go away.”
All the rightly shocked and pissed off actor could say was, “I’m glad I came to this show to get ridiculed by a local weather girl, it’s nice.” After that interview the man who starred in Get Him to the Greek, said get me out of France and reportedly didn’t do any more interviews in the country for War Dogs.
When it comes to local weather girl, she apologized for cruel joke. According to Us Weekly, she thought of the two of them as friends as to why she made the comments, she realizes now that they are not friends. Is that excuse good enough for you?
