When you and I were learning how to French Kiss, Jessica Simpson was acting and singing. Because of that I guess she never learned how to do it properly. For some reason she thinks that you are supposed to do it with your tongues outside of your mouth instead of in.
Not only hasn’t she mastered Frenching, she also doesn’t understand how 2nd Base works in this photo. His hand goes there, not yours.
You would’ve thought that John Mayer would’ve taught her all of this stuff when they were dating.
On a positive note, at least she got sex right. We know that because she has two kids and not because she has a sex tape like some other people her age.
via High Voltage Kids Ministry
It is that time of year again when we move our clocks an hour ahead and lose an hour of sleep. They say Spring has Sprung, but all I want to do is sprung spring. I don’t know what that means either, but that is because I lost a freaking hour of sleep because it is Spring Forward time.
Why don’t I live in Arizona because there they don’t change their clocks and got just as must shut eye.
Switched at Birth is filming its 100th episode; and as a present to the show, Freeform cancelled it. The network announced yesterday that they are not picking up the show for a 6th season. Which I find surprising because the drama has been doing well and has gotten them a lot of buzz during their run.
Now with this show and Pretty Little Liars ending, not only we will not recognize the network because of its new name, but we also won’t recognize it because none of the shows we know them for are still on the air. Is there any way Paul Lee would consider coming back and saving them?
While I am not taking the news that great, the show’s stars Lea Thompson, Constance Marie, Katie Leclerc and Vanessa Marano seem to be taking it better than me.
The other day, the Disco Bunny decided to dance on the streets to The Beatles’ Twist & Shout in Brighton and a sweet old lady in a long pink coat decided to do it with him. In fact, several other people decided to be dancing on the street with him, but she stood out. She might not be a spring chicken, but she can definitely shake her tail feathers like one!
We need to have more people do this on streets all over the world. Dancing equals happiness!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4jOVk1ViQCw The CW announced which shows of theirs will be back next year and the answer is all of them. That’s right, Crazy Ex Girlfriend, Jane The Virgin, The Flash, iZombie, Arrow, Supernatural, DC’s Legends of Tomorrow, The 100, Vampire Diaries, The Originals and Reign will all be back next year.
Finally a network who makes their fans happy! Although I was hoping that Reign was cancelled because it has so been sucking this season!
Seriously, I don’t know if this has ever happened before and I wouldn’t mind if it happened again. My DVR on the other hand feels differently because it likes when I give up shows. Like I just removed 2 new shows from Season Pass because when they came back from hiatus I didn’t care anymore about them.
