As you heard Mariah Carey got engaged last week and her fiance’ bought her a 35 carat diamond ring when he asked her to marry him. That ring is so enormous that according to Good Morning America, it is 10 carats smaller than the Hope Diamond and larger than Kim Kardashian and Beyonce’s rocks combined. That’s right, the engagement ring that James Packer bought Mimi is freaking massive, so ginormous it is worth an estimated $10,000,000.
So ladies the moral of this story, is if you want him to put a huge a$$ diamond on your ring finger, only insist on sleeping with him once a week. At least that is what the rumors said about their sex life.
But if you are like me, then you would prefer an heirloom over a store bought ring. To me engagement rings are a waste of money. I would rather have a sentimental ring on my hand when he asks for my hand in marriage.
Kaley Cuoco loves The Bachelor so much, she had Yoga pants made with his face all over them. Too bad she on CBS and he is on ABC otherwise she could hook up with him and have his face in her Big Bang Theory.
And if it didn’t work out between them then she could be on The Bachelorette. Imagine if she was the one giving out the roses?
Some of us have tried to scramble eggs in the microwave, but what happens if you try to hard boil one without any water? Well, the Crazy Russian Hacker thought it would be an eggcelent idea to try that out. So he put it in the microwave and set it for 10 minutes to make sure it cooked properly. But he didn’t need those eggtra minutes because it eggploded in a few seconds. Now he has to scramble to clean up all of that splatter before he cooks anything else in there.
So ladies and gentlemen, take it from his eggperience and don’t try that home.
I will stop yolking now before I am left with egg all over my face!
Before Tom Ellis was the Devil in Lucifer, he was an Angel to Nicholas Nickleby in The Life and Adventures of Nicholas Nickleby. How cute was the 21 year old in that 2001 movie?
