https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1RXnk8l5RbE
The force is so strong with Star Wars: The Force Awakens that it was able to sink Titanic’s status as the #2 Grossing Movie in the United States in just 2 weeks according to Box Office Mojo. That’s right, in just 14 days, the latest movie in the Star Wars franchise made $686,425,583. That is almost $30 million more than the 1997 Oscar winner made in it’s entire run.
How much money does it have to make to take down Avatar and become to the #1 Grossing Movie Domestically of all-time? It needs to make another $74,082,042 to do that. In others words, by next week it will have that title. And somewhere James Cameron is in a corner crying trying to figure out how he can make Avatar 2 earn more money than Star Wars: The Force Awakens. I think that ship has sailed.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CsgWFPSbvGM
The New Year is off to a good start because Sex Sent Me to the ER is back on TLC tonight at 10p! That’s right, the show that teaches what not to try during sex romps is back with more lessons for us to enjoy.
A woman reads about Vagacials in a magazine and decides to try it for herself. Instead of going to a spa to get it done, she tries it at home. She has her husband mix up the ingredients and give her the facial down there. Only problem is, just before they are going to test it out the rejuvenated vajayjay, it makes her hoo-hah really hot and not in a good way. When nothing seems to work, they rush to the ER and no can stop her burning sensation. How did it all go so wrong? You don’t want to miss what was the cause of her hunk of burning love.
Then a woman promises her boyfriend that she will fulfill his sexual fantasy if he is her wingman at a 5K Zombie themed Race. You see, he has only wanted to do it during a Zombie Apocalypse and she grants him his wish on an empty school bus. Then when a Zombie climbs on the bus and scares them, she bumps her nose into his face. Now she is bleeding uncontrollably and refuses to go to the ER until she finishes the race. Will she finish it? You nose, I mean know, you want to know!
Finally, a pilot comes in to the ER complaining that he suddenly went blind in his eye for a few minutes. No one can figure out what is going on until his wife and him try to have sex in the exam room. What was the cause of his blindness? Let’s just say there is some truth to the old wives tale.
Tonight, is just the season premiere, and it is just going to get better and better with each episode. Kind of like the sex!
So get excited for a whole season of Sex Sent Me to the ER and two exciting specials. Those special episodes are Top 10 Mishaps and Top 10 Moments in the Wild. I can include the descriptions, but I think the titles speak for themselves.
Taylor Swift released the new music video for her song Out of the Woods on New Year’s Eve, and when she gets to the snow covered mountain part it reminds of Elsa singing Let It Go in Frozen. Not only is she wearing a blue dress like the Princess, she even moves like her. Watch the video and tell me if you see it too.
And for you boys, who have always wanted to see her covered in mud, your fantasy is fulfilled in it.
While I like the song, the video did not impress me much. What did you think of it?
Hilary Swank danced her way into the New Year, in a way that really makes you wonder what was in the punch. The two time Oscar winner did one dance without a fish head and one with it. Why? Again, we are back to the whole punch thing.
But hey, that is what NYE is all about! Party like no one is watching and then some!
