Sex Sent Me to the ER teaches us tonight at 10p on TLC that vacuums and dummies are not meant to be used during sex!
A woman shows up to the ER with her husband whose junk is attached to a vacuum cleaner and now doctors are on a race against time to save his testicle. No matter what the doctors do to try to remove the hose from his hose, they are unsuccessful. Will they be able to do it in time or will the proper amount of suction do him in?
Then a man picks up a comedian, who uses a dummy as a prop, at a comedy club. When they take things into the bedroom, she brings the puppet with her. First, she sits it on a chair to watch, and then she has it join them in bed. When the man makes a sudden move in the bed, his wood gets impaled by the dummy. Now he has to go to the ER with a doll impaling his crotch. Will doctors be able to remove it or will he need a dummy down there?
Finally, a couple decide to have hot sex in a store at an ice rink, but something goes wrong and her vajayjay is swelling up and she is in a lot of pains. Doctors can’t figure out what is wrong because she lied to them about what happened. Will she come clean or will she will stay that way?
Tune in for another brilliant episode of Sex Sent Me to the ER that schools us on what not to do in the heat of the moment. I mean, who would’ve thought that vacuum cleaners and their suction capability could be so dangerous? Or that you shouldn’t have a three-way with an inanimate lifelike doll? These are important lessons that should not be missed.
Plus, when the episode is done, you are ready to try something that might send you to the ER. If you catch my drift!
Todrick Hall has done some of the best mashups with Disney songs, Katy Perry tunes and Lady Gaga monster hits and now he is doing that for TV Theme songs. He recruited Frankie Grande to give some of the most popular catchy television show opening tunes like The Flintstones, Full House, Fresh Prince of Bel-Air, All That, Family Guy, Saved By the Bell, The Jeffersons, Sesame Street, Friends and many more a new life as one amazing melody you will not get out of your head any time soon. Just like the songs when they aren’t part of this mashup!
I really hope that TV producers see this video, and think we need to create more TV Theme Songs because I really miss them. Don’t you?
All around the country, reporters are asking people what they would do if they won the Powerball prize. Most people are probably saying pay off debts, quit my job and things like that. Well, Fox 5’s Ophelia Young did not get an answer like that, she got one that is even better. When she asked a man in Primm, Nv live on the air, what he would to with all of that money, he said, “A bunch of hookers and cocaine.” You can’t get more honest than that. Although for $800,000,000, he could buy me and a lot of other women. He doesn’t need hookers if he doesn’t want them.
I don’t know about you, but I always wished there was a song about New Year’s Resolutions, and for some reason there has never been one. That has all changed. Yesterday on The Late Late Show, James Corden reworked Meghan Trainor’s huge hit All About the Bass with the singer to All About the Change, and New Year’s Resolutions finally has an anthem. Sit back and get to know the song you will be singing every January from now on.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_HZiUFfdjw
I don’t know if you ever noticed this, but reporters knock on a lot of doors. I didn’t either until Jimmy Kimmel Live pointed it out on their ABC late night show yesterday.
So watch these reporters, knock knock knocking on people’s doors to no avail. Can’t say I blame the people for not answering. If a news station came knocking on my door, I would ignore it too. Wouldn’t you?
