James Corden introduced a new segment to The Late Late Show yesterday called Studio 56 Bar Tricks. What is that? Basically it is stupid human tricks.
The first guy to show off his talent was Jonathan Burns from Lancaster, Pa. His specialty is taking off his underwear without removing his pants. It is something you have to see to believe. Something that only someone who has gotten their share of wedgies can figure out how to do. Because anyone who hasn’t gotten them wouldn’t dare try that.
Do you think you could do that?
BTW I am warning you now, stop with Burns because the remaining contestants will burn an image in your mind you can’t remove. Even with your underwear over your eyes.
Elijah Wood was on Late Night yesterday and Seth Meyers wanted to see what if anything “Would Elijah Wood?” What does that mean? It means the NBC host wanted to know what would he do in a bunch of different scenarios. Sounds boring, but turns out it was a real tongue twister. So much so, both men deserve a medal for getting through it.
See if you can say any part of what they said. If you can’t, then just try to get through my headline.
Hillary Clinton was on The Tonight Show yesterday and Jimmy Fallon brought up Donald Trump. The Presidential candidate asked the NBC host if The Donald ever let him touch his hair. When Fallon said no, she asked him if he wanted to touch her locks. He agreed and declared they are indeed real. She said they are, but the color is not. See she can tell the truth!
Before the two of them talked about Trump, Fallon pretended to be her competition and interviewed her via the phone. Their conversation was so full of zingers that the Republican candidates are now afraid of her.
Funny how while all of the GOP candidates were coming off like crap yesterday at the debate, Clinton was coming off as great! Isn’t it ironic, don’t you think?