Sir Patrick Stewart was on Conan yesterday and the TBS late night wanted to know more about a photo that his guest took with Sir Ian McKellen. The two Sirs were photographed sharing a kiss on the lips and O’Brien wanted to know more. Stewart explained that is how they say hello and goodbye to each other. As Conan kept asking more about it and Stewart admitting he would give Sir Sean Connery some tongue, Captain Picard wanted to know if Conan wanted a kiss on his lips. He agreed and the two men shared a lovely lip lock. How lovely? Conan described it as, “That was fantastic!” Then he explained why it was fantastic, “I felt passion. You, you, you’re iconic actor. You are a great man. We kissed. I felt that you suddenly accepted me as your better.” Then after the man who just left him speechless asked him if he felt a connection, Conan said that he did feel one. I felt it through the screen. So much so I wanted to be the Nutella in that sandwich. Didn’t you feel their connection?
And if that is not enough Conan for you, here’s Donald Trump directing the show yesterday on the recently renamed TrumpBS.
Chris Meloni shared a photo of himself, either fresh out of bed or about to go to bed, and we’ve never seen him like that. His hair that is normally brushed down, was like a lion’s mane and he had a bushy goatee to go with it. Even though he doesn’t look like the man we got to know on Oz, I still would make him my prison bitch. Do you still find him arresting or would set him up for parole?
It has been a rough year for Rosie O’Donnell, she split with her second wife, quit her job at The View and today she announced that her 17 year old daughter Chelsea has been missing for a week.
She posted the below statement on her blog:
Rosie O’Donnell’s 17 year old daughter, Chelsea O’Donnell was reported missing. Nyack, New York police authorities have been looking for her in the Rockland County area since Sunday, August 16. She was last seen Tuesday, August 11. She was wearing a black sweatshirt hoodie, dark ripped blue jeans, women’s grey converse sneakers and a black backpack. Chelsea has a large tattoo on her right side of a dream catcher with the word ‘Breathe.’ She left home with her 6 month old therapy dog named Bear. The dog is a 9 lbs brown and black terrier. Chelsea stopped taking her medicine and is in need of medical attention. Any information please contact authorities at 845-358-0206 or 911.
If you see the runaway and/or her dog please call the numbers above. Sadly, there is a lot of public transportation in the Nyack area and she can be anywhere by now. Hopefully, she stayed close to home and will be sleeping her own bed soon and back on the medication she needs.
UPDATE: Rosie just Tweeted this great news, “chelsea has been found and is safe in police custody – thank u all for the help and light #missingchildren.”
School’s back for millions of kids and that means they can no longer sleep as late as they did over the summer. Which means getting many of them up is really hard to do. Are you a parent on your final nerve trying to wake your children up? Well The Bert Show found a way to resolve that problem. Yesterday, they had a 5 piece jazz band wake up 10 year old Sophie. Today, the cast of Rent sang the theme to Lion King to wake up Katie. Now, both kids will get out of bed as soon as their moms tell them to.
So if you want to get your offspring up to go to class, now you have some ideas. The only problem is you need to find several musicians to help you out. Which is easier said than down.
The first trailer is out for Victor Frankenstein starring James McAvoy and Danielle Radcliffe and it looks awful. It is another take on the classic and modernized to like sh!t. When a tale is a scary enough on its own, it doesn’t need to be CGIed to max to tell it. This movie looks like it is more about the visuals than the legendary story. It’s like hey were making a movie that will work great in 3D, get two of the biggest stars to act in it and it will be a hit. I for one say, “no,” and I hope you join me by boycotting this movie on November 25th.
We need to stop the overuse of CGI and bring it back to the good old days of scary creatures that made you lose sleep for several nights. Not a movie that makes you forget how scary it was by the time you get to your car. Enough is enough.
I am not saying that CGI is bad, I am just saying that the overuse of is horrendous.
They need to start making movies like they did when they made The Cat and The Canary. The classic thriller is available from Cheezy Flicks for a mere $4. That is a lot cheaper than going to see Victor Frankenstein in theaters, a whole lot cheaper.
