https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pjVv6ZFZAE0
If you thought that being caught up in a Sharknado was scary, that ain’t nothing as being trapped in a Mosquitonado. Ask Tara Reid who is starring in both the Syfy movie and the Terminex mini one. Actually don’t ask her, ask me. The Mosquitonado is so much more terrifying. Ask anyone who has bitten by one. One bite is intolerable, thousands of them will have you begging for a shark to come down from the sky and eat you.
I hope Syfy watches this because I would totally tune in for Mosquitonado.
Maybe Andy Richter needs to lose a pound or two because yesterday on Conan he broke the couch he’s been sitting on for years. All he did was barely move his body up and down on it when one of them legs just gave out. I mean if Oprah’s couch could handle Tom Cruise jumping up and down on it, how come Conan’s couldn’t handle his sidekick bopping on it? Oh, that’s why?
Yesterday on The Tonight Show, Jimmy Fallon asked Channing Tatum to do some scenes with him from Magic Mike. Not the scenes that you and I know, but ones that were written by elementary school students who only knew the title of the movie. Let’s just say except for the first one, they are very much different than the one that we know. If you think of the first reimagining of MM as sexual innuendos, then it is a lot like the first movie.
You want to know what the scariest thing about it all? All three of them were written better than movie. There I said it, I hated Magic Mike. I can’t believe people liked it. Not enough stripping and too much of that love story that no one was rooting for.
I like, almost everyone, was completely offended by Don Lemon holding up a card with the N-Word on it. So my way of not giving the CNN anchor the attention he wanted was to ignore it. But then Larry Wilmore took him to task on it on The Nightly Show yesterday, and it was so perfect I had to give Lemon the attention he wanted.
Seriously, imagine the poor intern who had to make up that sign. To that person, I say get out now. You’ve been part of one of TV news’ lowest moments. Yes, there is no where to go but up, but it is also a sign that things might sink even lower. I don’t want to know how, but Lemon will find a way. He always does.
Honestly, how are people more upset with Brian Williams’ lies over Don Lemon’s disgusting tactics. I don’t get it. To me everything Lemon does is so much worse than Williams.
