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Dakota Johnson is on The Late Show tonight to talk about some movie she is in, and her mother had a message for David Letterman. Melanie Griffith wanted to let the late night CBS host know that she loves him. He told the actress that he also really loves her mom. Anastasia Grey reminded him that her mother brought him handcuffs one time, and he tried to avoid the statement. Then she asked him, “So , are you my dad?” He got all flustered and nervous as he agreed with her when she said was kidding.
She then tried to let him off the hook and said that she knows who her father is. We all know her dad is because she looks just like Don Johnson. Doesn’t she have the Miami Vice detective’s face and the Working Girl’s voice?
Now back to Letterman, you know for second, it kind of looked he was probably doing the math. Which makes sense because Griffith got pregnant with Dakota around the time she was promoting Working Girl. So wait, maybe one day he will do a Darth Vader and be like “No, I am your father.” Where’s Maury Povich when you really need him???
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Before John Belushi, 24, Chevy Chase, 29, and Christopher Guest, 25, were all on Saturday Night Live, they all did a stage show called Lemmings for National Lampoon. You truly can see how talented all of them were in this 1973 live performance.
When we last saw Jane Rizzoli (Angie Harmon) on Rizzoli & Isles, she jumped off a bridge to rescue the man who’s innocence she is trying to prove. Tonight at 9p on TNT we find out what happened to her and the suspect? Will the show just be known as Isles after tonight? Did he survive the fall? Did he really kill his mistress? Did someone else do it and are they trying to frame him? I wish I could tell you more, but you will want to find out for yourself. So watch this episode with lots of twists and turns.
Then at 10p, Daniel Pierce (Eric McCormack) also found himself in a deadly situation in the final seconds of Perception‘s season finale. Tonight we find out how badly he was injured in the explosion. He suffered a major head injury and it requires surgery. Only problem is that if he gets, there’s a chance he won’t be the man he was beforehand. If he doesn’t get it, then he might die. His life, both mentally and physically, is in other people’s hands. What will they do? You just have to tune into find out in this compelling episode.
Are you a man with a small penis and do you want to meet other men who are just like you? Well, Ant Smith is organizing a party where you can get to know other fellows who are as well endowed as you.
The 48 year old is 4″ erect, and said that he is comfortable with it because his wife of 17 years has helped him comes to terms with it. He wants other men to be OK with they have just like he is. He told i100, “I look back and I think how much time and how much energy have I wasted in my life being worried about something that really doesn’t amount to a hill of beans.” Then he added, “My life is so much easier now that this issue is in the open. For me one brave step, one very small brave step can change completely the shape of your life.”
So if you want to meet other guys, who are ready to come out to world, and tell everyone that they have a little pee pee, then you can get more information about the Big Small Penis Party here that is taking place on March 7 in London. Women get in for a kind donation and men must pay a 50p ($76.66) per claimed phallic inch. I wonder if they will be honest. You’d think they would be, but then again they might actually say they are smaller, for once, to get 50p off?
The one thing I really want to know is how many sport cars, pickup trucks and automobiles with oversized tires will be parked outside. C’mon ladies, admit that we can tell a guy’s dick size by the car he drives!
Seriously men, be proud of what your mama gave you because it really is about the motion in the ocean.
