https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=utdNkjvDnxQ
So you know how on the upcoming season of American Horror Story: Freak Show, Angela Bassett has three breasts, and you thought that is impossible?
Well Jasmine Devil paid $20,000 to get a third boob added between her two natural ones. Why? She says she decided she doesn’t want to date anymore and that men would find her unattractive with it? She’s obviously never dated a boob man because they could care less what your chest looks like as long as you have two. So three is even better for so many things. Things I don’t have to spell out for you because you know what I am talking about.
What is her dream job with them? She says that she is pitching a reality show called Jasmine Jugs that she really wants MTV to pick it up. Then she added, “My main motivation is fame and fortune.”
She later explained in the video that she told her parents on camera about the surgery and her mother hates them. She filmed their reaction for her reality show and she says that she wants to put reality back in reality TV.
Granted she is doing that with three fake boobs. Tridevil admitted that her born given ones have implants and they are bigger than the third one. She is hoping to get another surgery where her third breast will be a D-cup like the other two and not a C-cup. I don’t know about you, but I thought the middle one looked bigger than the outer ones.
Now I have to comment about this whole thing. As a woman with two breasts, I seriously don’t get why she wanted a third one. I have enough problems with the ones that Gd gave me, I can’t even imagine carrying around another one. Ladies, could you? And men, what do you think of them?
Finally, when it comes to her reality show, I can see her being featured on one E!. I could totally see her on Botched because as she admitted, she had a hard time finding a doctor who would do it. The one that did, made her sign a confidentiality agreement because what he did is against the code of ethics. Enough said.
There was a time that if you heard someone split their pants in half at Jessica Simpson’s wedding day, you would think it would be the bride. You would be wrong.
Mrs Johnson told Access Hollywood about the day she said I do, “Eric bent down to get Ace, who was running [down the aisle] towards him, and he split his pants completely in half. It was completely split.” Then she added, “Me and Eric are like saying our vows and I feel something’s [off], like, ‘Are you worried about something? Hopefully it’s not being married!'”
After the ceremony was over, it was time to fix his pants. That stitching lead to her favorite moment on her special day. She loved sitting there with her new husband as he sat there in his boxers and a tuxedo jacket. She then explained, “There was something sexy about it, and because he split his pants because he was reaching for my kids, it doesn’t get better than that.”
It does get better than that. The pictures of him standing there with his boxers poking through the back of his pants. I want to see those photos.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=thGap60u92k
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