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Is this the best :45 seconds to ever air on Syfy?

July 24th, 2014 under Conan O'Brien, Syfy. [ Comments: none ]

Forget the Tiffany/Debbie Gibson cat fight in Mega Python vs. Gatoroid, forget Ian Ziering cutting himself out of shark and rescuing Cassie Scerbo from inside of it in Sharknado, forget that scene in Sharknado 2 that tops that one. Conan O’Brien aired his horror movie debut on his TBS show yesterday and I’ve never seen anyone act better than he did in Sharktopus Vs. Pteracuda that debuts on Syfy Saturday, August 2nd. Give him the Oscar, the Emmy, the Golden Globe, the SAG award, the Tony and the Grammy because his work in that film is a masterpiece.
I dare you to watch that and say that is not the best acting you have seen in a long time. Yes, he’s playing himself but James Van Der Beek and Matt Le Blanc have proven that it is not that easy to do, yet the red head makes it seem that way.
So press play and be prepared to have you mind blown. Heads will roll if you don’t like it.
Finally, I just have two words for Conan, “Bravo! Bravo!”

UPDATE: Here is Roger Corman, who directed the classic movie Sharktopus Vs. Pteracuda, critiquing Conan’s role in the cult classic on the TBS show yesterday!

David Letterman got on a pony and rode off into the sunset

July 24th, 2014 under David Letterman. [ Comments: none ]

Yesterday, on The Late Show, David Letterman demonstrated summer’s newest toys for the last time and the final toy was the perfect fit for concluding the segment. It is called the Ponycycle, which is an exercise thingy in the form of a pony that is mobile. So the CBS late night host tried him out, and to end the segment he rode it off the stage into the sunset. Hopefully the retiring host will be back tonight! Which I am sure he will be. But I do think, he should keep that prop around for his official last show because it would be a perfect way for him to say goodbye to late night television after nearly a third of a century.
I also hope that Stephen Colbert continues to this segment because it is always a delight to see the crazy toys they have on there that cost ridiculous amounts of money. Seriously, $60 for that remote controlled dinosaur thingy that rolls around? Even $250 is a little high for the Ponycycle. You can buy a kid a bicycle for that amount of money and his friends won’t laugh at him for riding that out in public.

The Queen of all Photobombs!

July 24th, 2014 under British Royals. [ Comments: 1 ]

Kevin Spacey might be the King of Photobombs, but the Queen of England is the Queen of them!
Australian hockey player Jayde Taylor was taking a Selfie with her friend, Brooke Peris, at the Commonwealth Games in Glasgow, Scotland and they told Today that they decided to do it at the exact time that the Queen of England was exiting the building. What they never expected to happen was that Queen Elizabeth II would stop and smile for the camera. Because of that they got a Selfie that takes the crown thanks to a Royal photobomb!
Sorry Kevin Spacey, it looks like you’ve been dethroned.

Can we take the Fifty Shades of Grey trailer to the red room and torture it?

July 24th, 2014 under Fifty Shades. [ Comments: none ]

After watching the trailer for Fifty Shades of Grey, I feel like Anastasia Grey in the red room. I feel like Christian Grey tied me up and spanked me hard. But I like to be the Christian Grey in the relationship, so the trailer did not make feel good. Kind of like Ana at the end of the first book.
The movie feels so vanilla, like it should be on Lifetime and not on the big screen. I think what causes the movie to look so awful is the casting of Dakota Johnson, who’s too mousey, and Jamie Dorman, who doesn’t ooze sex. Grey should turn everyone on in the theater, and he makes me want to go to sleep alone. And Melanie Grifftih and Don Johnson’s daughter should look innocent with a side of bad, and all she looks like is that she is going to through the motions like Buffy declared in the Once More with Feeling episode.
So will I be there on Valentine’s Day to see the book come to life, no? Will you? Eventually, I will see it in the theater because I am sure it will be a hoot and then some. Instead of being a sexy thriller, it will be a romantic comedy, heavy on the comedy an light on the romantic.
And when it comes to Beyonce’s moaning, make it stop. It sounds more like Kim Kardashian on her husband’s track then a woman who has just had the best f*ck of her life.
Fifty Shades is all about great sex and there was nothing great or sex about any of that trailer. Oh well, I will just have to wait for the pornody version of the book turned movie. Now that will be hot.
Laters.

Hot Links!

July 24th, 2014 under Hot Links!. [ Comments: none ]