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Forget the 3 hour orgasm, how about the 7 week long erection |
| January 15th, 2014 under Odd. [ Comments: none ]
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About two weeks ago on TLC’s Sex Sent Me to the ER, a woman suffered from a 3 hour orgasm. Well today the Irish Examiner is reporting that a man had an erection that lasted for 7 long weeks. Unlike the woman and sadly for him, his was not caused by sex.
So what happened? The unnamed man (for obvious reasons) was riding his mountain bike when an accident caused his little me to meet the crossbar. The injury lead to him having irregular bloodflow to his bike and an upper that just wouldn’t go down.
Believe it or not, he waited 5 whole weeks to go to the ER and the doctors were stumped. They worked really long and hard to come up with a solution and finally after 2 weeks he was back down to his old self.
So after being erect for 7 weeks, is he still able to pitch a tent? He says yes, yes, yes. Now when it comes to riding his bike the article didn’t say, but if I were him there is only one thing I would ride. That one thing that’s able to make the erection go away after a few minutes and not keep it going for nearly two months.
I really hope that TLC finds him and does a special about the 7 Week Erection!
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Will Bruce Springsteen be Born to Run from NJ after this? |
| January 15th, 2014 under Bruce Springsteen, Jimmy Fallon. [ Comments: 1 ]
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Bruce Springsteen was the only guest on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon yesterday and the NBC late night host and The Boss reworked his classic tune Born to Run as an ode to NJ Governor Chris Christie’s recent woes. Not that he isn’t losing any weight, but some of his aides threw their weight to shut down lanes on the Jersey side of the George Washington Bridge.
So sit back and enjoy Fallon and Springstten’s Gov. Christie Traffic Jam and hope that the Gov. does too. Because if not, Jon Bon Jovi will have Jersey all to himself.
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The Dads’ gag that will make you gag! |
| January 15th, 2014 under Seth Green, Seth MacFarlane. [ Comments: none ]
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When I saw the Dads‘ pilot for the first time, I was not fan. Then I rewatched it and found myself laughing more than once. So I decided to give the show a season pass and I am glad that I did because I have laughed with every episodes since the first one.
Last night’s episode did something that no show or movie has done to me since Stand By Me. Not cry, it made me want to hurl. To rework a great joke told by Bill Cosby, “First you see it, then you do it.” You see Eli (Seth Green) got sick at a restaurant and started to throw up. He threw up on his BFF, Warner (Giovanni Ribisi) who then threw up on him and they went all Exorcist on each other over and over again.
Remember that epic Ipecac scene from Family Guy, well Seth MacFarlane made his animation dream come to life and my dinner to come up.
Since I whole heartedly believe that I should not suffer alone, I am sharing that scene with you from last night’s episode. Hope you enjoy it!
BTW is it wrong that I wish I could’ve been at that taping to see that scene live? I think it would’ve caused the audience to recreate that Stand By Me pie eating contest scene.
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Hot Links! |
| January 14th, 2014 under Hot Links!. [ Comments: none ]
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Who's making lemonade sweet? – Dlisted
Johnny Depp cast in the role he's born to play! – Rickey
Justin Bieber's friend got arrested twice today – Popbytes
Rihanna topless except for tape that's too small! – GCeleb
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BTWF ads: Betty White for Richard Hudnut cosmetics |
| January 14th, 2014 under Before They Were Famous, Betty White. [ Comments: 1 ]
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via Parade Magazine
Before Betty White was a Golden Girl, she was selling Richard Hudnut cosmetics during the Golden age of television. She’s just as beautiful now as when she was 37 in those 1959 ads.
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