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I wonder why Jason Schwartzman didn’t get the role of Thor?
December 30th, 2013 under Conan O'Brien. [ Comments: none ]

As most of you know Jason Schwartzman is a Coppola and his mother, Talia Shire, starred in the Rocky movies, yet he isn’t action star like his cousin, Nicolas Cage. He is more of an independent movie actor like the films that his cousin Sofia and Roman Coppola make. Well I guess he wanted a change because he released his audition tape for Thor to Conan O’Brien and we get to see him in a role unlike anything he has ever done before. Thankfully, he will not be doing it again because that is not his genre. He is perfectly suited in a suit as compared to a Superhero costume. What do you think?


Has Kris Allen hit such hard times he has to rob banks?
December 30th, 2013 under American Idol 8, Hard times. [ Comments: none ]

Kris Allen Tweeted the above picture and said, “Am I going to a Mortal Kombat convention, rob a bank, or a late night run? #udecide #gymclosed #imanidiot” So you have to wonder if the American Idol winner, who isn’t selling records like Kelly Clarkson or Carrie Underwood, has resorted to robbing banks to support his family. Nope, he is just having some fun because he is bored.
Personally, I think the season 8 winner was the last one worthy of the title American Idol, since him they haven’t produced anyone worth singing about. Sorry to that guy, that other guy, that other guy with the same first and last name and that girl. Can you name them without Googleing it?


I don’t think Jimmy Fallon liked his stocking stuffer!
December 30th, 2013 under Jimmy Fallon. [ Comments: none ]

Jimmy Fallon was rehearsing for a Late Night episode recently and the crew decided to play a prank on him. During the week before Christmas, they were giving away items to the audience that were revealed under a box that he’d lift up. Well on the last day, the crew stuffed one of their own under there and the present was wearing just a stocking stuffed Speedo and socks. The icing on the joke is that Sebastian kept rubbing baby oil all over his sexy chest much to the delight of the NBC late night host. Well maybe delight isn’t the right word to use, but I know that is how I felt when I saw him do it. I would’ve loved to have one of those in my stockings last week! Tell me I am not the only one who wants a Sebastian to play with.


Chelsea Handler wants you to look at her bare butt
December 30th, 2013 under E!. [ Comments: none ]

Chelsea Handler went skiing during her break from the show and got a break she wasn’t expecting, The Chelsea Lately host broke her leg. She didn’t say how she did it, but I am sure there is a good story behind it and I bet you a penny some Vodka was involved. How do you think she did it?
BTW I love how she found a way to show off her a$$ as she showed off her cast.

UPDATE: Chelsea Handler Tweeted this update about her leg, she said “I didn’t “break” my leg. I only tore a muscle.” Wonder if that muscle was the gluteus maximus?


Mike Ditka finds football as interesting as I do!
December 30th, 2013 under Sports figures. [ Comments: none ]

Yesterday during ESPN’s Sunday NFL Countdown Mike Ditka found the conversation about the Jets vs Dolphins game so interesting that he fell asleep. Luckily for us, Keyshawn Johnson didn’t realize it until the camera was back on them.
In Ditka’s defense we were all tired this weekend after all the food we ate on Christmas.


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