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This news story is a real pisser! |
| October 8th, 2013 under Animals. [ Comments: none ]
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A reporter in Romania was reporting from a kennel when one of the arfdorable pups decided to mark his territory. As in he lifted his leg and peed on her, not once, not twice, but three times. And the third time was definitely a charm because her reaction when she realized why her blue jeans were suddenly getting warm around mid-calf, is perfect.
Thankfully reporters will never learn the consequences of reporting with animals near-by! And I am grateful for that.
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BTWF roles: Brad Dourif in One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest |
| October 8th, 2013 under Before They Were Famous. [ Comments: none ]
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Before Brad Dourif needed to be locked up in a mental institution in Child’s Play, he was committed to one in One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest. How cute was the 24 year old actor in that 1975 movie?
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Will the Jenners get their own show on E! now? |
| October 8th, 2013 under Caitlyn Jenner, The Kardashians. [ Comments: none ]
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So after months of speculation that Bruce Jenner and Kris Kardashian (please like she was ever a Jenner) had split, today they confirmed the news to their bosses, I mean E!, that yes they are separated after 22 years of marriage.
Here is the statement they gave to E!, “We are living separately and we are much happier this way. But we will always have much love and respect for each other. Even though we are separated, we will always remain best friends and, as always, our family will remain our number one priority.”
So their family is their #1 priority, hasn’t it always been. I mean it is the kids that are the true moneymakers and since she gets 10% (or whatever percentage) as their momager, of course they are putting them first. Oh wait, maybe that is not what she means. Oh well.
When it comes to their split, I am surprised she stayed with the former Olympian as long as she did after all of that plastic surgery. I am just saying I don’t think I could wake up to that every morning, and I go to sleep watching horror movies.
And now when it comes to their show Keeping Up with the Kardashians, at this point E! hasn’t announced what they are going to do. Will the Jenners get their own show? Will KUWTK remain as is? Or here is my personal favorite, will they get rid of all the shows related to the Kardashians? Let’s pray for the latter!
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Cinemax unplugs Skinemax |
| October 8th, 2013 under HBO Max. [ Comments: 2 ]
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Everyone bow your heads down for a moment of silence because Variety is reporting that Cinemax is cleaning up its act.
Most horny teenagers, lonely people and frustrated married couples who can’t sleep in the middle of the night, find themselves tuning to Cinemax for the soft core p0rn movies. It is a right of passage for teens and the only reason to subscribe the movie channel. But cum 2014 that is all going to change.
Michael Lombardo, HBO’s president of programming, told the trade, “The hope is that I don’t hear ‘Skinemax’ any time after our original programming — what I’ll call the primetime originals — start to really take over the (lineup).â€
Nooooooooooooooooooooo. WTF is he thinking? That is Cinemax’s staple. It has been there since the network was just a baby. It is what the people want. I mean how many times have you been lying in bed, too lazy to get up and go to the computer, and put on Skinemax to help you have sweet dreams. And now this guy is taking that away from us. Why? Did he not get to experience all that the network has to offer him. Does he thinks Girls turns on anyone sexually besides the less that the million people that watch that overrated show every week.
We want our soft core p0rn! We deserve our Skinemax! What do we want? Sexless sex! When do we want it? After midnight! What are going to do if we don’t get it? Unsubscribe! And boycott those programs he thinks will turn the network around.
So tonight and every night for the rest of the year, grab your tissues and toys, put on Skinemax and let him know we want it, we want it real bad.
Save our Skinemax!!!
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Guess who took a trashy photo? |
| October 8th, 2013 under Guess who?. [ Comments: none ]
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Want to see who is under that trash can, then click here!
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