Matt Lauer was a guest on The Howard Stern Show today and the Shock Jock told the Today show host that all the men on his show this week are around 9″ long down there. So Lauer without any hesitation told him “Unfortunately the trend continues.” For some reason I don’t believe him. But I do believe he hid Playboys under his bed when he was a teen to do what all teen boys do!
TV Land’s first sitcom Hot In Cleveland is boldly going where it has never gone before, it is going live tonight! That’s right Betty White, Valerie Harper, Wendie Malick and Jane Leeves along with William Shatner and Shirley Jones will do tonight’s episode live on air at 10p est. If they screw up, we are going to see it. There are no reshoots, so that they have to get it right or else. No pressure whatsoever for those talented actors who have been doing this for over 200 years between them! I think they will be able to do it. Although I have seen them tape the show a few times and I have never seen them do it perfectly. But then again they knew they could redo the scene if need be.
Whether they mess up or the episode goes perfectly, I am sure it is going to be a very funny episode that will have us all in stitches!
Then at 10:30p it is time for The Exes and Stuart (David Alan Basche) uses Holly’s (Kristen Johnston) “back massager” on a body part it has never been used on before…his back. When Haskel (Wayne Knight) and Phil (Donald Faison) tell him what it is for, he drops it and breaks it. So now the guys have to fix it before Holly finds out is missing. Will they be able to make it work or will Holly have to use a man to satisfy her needs from now on? You will have just have to tune for an episode that gets you very excited the show is back on the air.
Finally at 11p The Soul Man is back and Boyce (Cedric the Entertainer) is going for his first physical since he was a pre-teen. Since he hasn’t been to the doctor in so long, something has to be wrong with him. Right? Before we find out the results, we get to see one of the funniest physicals you have ever seen on TV!
Franklin & Bash are back on TNT tonight at 9p and Peter (Mark Paul Gosselaar) & Jared (Breckin Meyer) will be naked by the first commercial break.
The two lawyers go on Piers Morgan Tonight with Rachel King (Heather Locklear) and they lose more than the pride when they lose a bet to her. Stanton Infeld (Malcolm McDowell) is so impressed with her that he brings her on-board to manage the boys and she won’t be gentle on them. Will she be able to control them or will they run amok as always? You will just have to watch the first two episodes at 9p and 10p of the season to find out. If you love this show, you won’t want to miss what havoc they cause tonigth!
In America our Tampax ads show women happy having their periods and acting like everything is hunky dory. Well in Russia, they went a completely different way! I am not going to tell you what they did because I want you to have the same experience I had when I watched it for the first time.
Seriously it is ads like this that make me sad I didn’t go into advertising. The things I could’ve done if I was willing to swim with those sharks!
Jimmy Kimmel Live likes to torture people on holidays like Mother’s Day and Father’s Day, and this year was no exception for the men in our lives who donated their sperm to make us! He asked his viewers to either make their dads a nice breakfast and then spill it all over them or make them a really horrible one. Most people went with the first one and you can watch how it turned out in the above video.
I actually felt bad for the dads in this one. It was a little too cruel for my taste, but I decided to post it for the dads who sweet reactions to it. Too bad the ABC host’s kids are too old to pull the same prank on him.
