Yesterday was the first American Idol live show and one of the judges was not there for the start of the show. Nicki Minaj claims she was stuck in traffic and that is why you didn’t see her at the judges table until a 1/3 of the way through on the show.
I am sorry, but there is no excuse for not being there on time. She should’ve been then way earlier for hair and makeup because she looks like she needs it. But not only that you would think she would want to prep for her first live appearance on the Fox singing competition. I thought that working on Idol was a full day’s job during the live shows, so I don’t get why she couldn’t be there by 5p.
Now when it comes to her traffic excuse, I don’t get why she was taking the 405 to get there. Taking that route is really out of the way to get to where they tape Idol.
If I were Idol, I would dock her salary for the day. Try to teach her lesson. Then I would make her apologize tonight during the live show for not respecting the viewers enough to be there on time. Finally and most importantly I would hire her a run down smelly limo and have it pick her up at 12n. This way there’s no excuse why she can’t be down at TV City by 5p.
As much as I would punish her for her tardiness, I am sure Mariah Carey punished her even more than I can dream of. I mean her face says it all. She is so f*cking pissed!
March is Women’s History Month and FoxCT decided to do a story about it. When the station threw video over the voice over, they used file footage of closeups of women’s breasts as they walked. So I guess they are saying that’s what is women’s biggest accomplishments. Which sometimes I think mine are!
The station later admitted they made boobs of themselves by Tweeting, “FOX CT apologizes for today’s file footage error. We will continue to recognize great contributions of women in CT and around the world.” If they keep showing that as women’s great contributions, their ratings will definitely rise and so will their male viewers!
Jenny McCarthy was Howard Stern’s radio show and she told him that she has started squirting since she has last been on his show. And the Shock Jock then actually asked “What is that?” Wait how can he not know what that is? Doesn’t he know everything about sex? I am so disappointed in him.
But back to Jenny, she also told him what positions she likes to be f*cked in and which ones she doesn’t.
And when she can’t get someone to do that, she will do it to herself up to 5 times a day.
Thankfully their chat was cut to this 1 minute montage of the best of their interview, because any more than that and stuff would’ve been squirting out of my mouth and wouldn’t be the same thing that is squirting out of her.
BTW if you are like Stern and don’t know what squirting is, watch this NSFW clip from Californication will explain it to you. And it will also ruin you for life!
