Scott Baio was on Watch What Happens Live yesterday and Andy Cohen played Celebrity Crotch Shots with Jamie-Lynn Sigler and him. Let’s just say the See Dad Run star won by a landslide. In other words we all know he was very familiar with a lot of celebrity crotches back in the day and now we know he knows them better than anyone else. In fact he did even better than I did. Largely because I had no idea that was his crotch in the picture. Who knew his little Chachi was a Charles in Charge??? Yeah I have no idea what that meant either.
Ellen DeGeneres wanted to make Jerry O’Connell wet and he wanted to help her raise money for breast cancer awareness, so he stripped off into a Speedo covered in Rhinestones only to be drenched with water. First his loving wife went and she did three strikes and out. Then Ellen’s wife went and Portia showed her Mockingbird Lane co-star who’s the boss! Then once he was dripping wet, Herman Munster showed us his dance moves and I am not sure who was the winner after that.
BTW am I the only thinking that Speedo really belonged to Rebecca Romijn?
CBS has finally joined NBC (Revolution, Go On, The New Normal), Fox (The Mindy Project, Ben & Kate) and The CW (Arrow) and picked up two of their new shows for a full season. The Eye network announced today that they ordered back 9 both Elementary and Vegas. Vegas is the #1 new show of the season and Elementary is #2 according to them. Although CBS is the second to last network to pick up a show for a full season (c’mon ABC we need more The Neighbors), they were the first to kill a new show (Made in Jersey). So of the 4 news shows from CBS only Partners is awaiting its fate. Why do I feel they will only air 13 episodes and then give that timeslot to Rules of Engagement the show that just won’t die, nor should it. I like Partners, but I can’t see where else they could put Rules. Can you?
UPDATE: I love what Michael Chiklis said about his show Vegas getting picked up for a full season, “I want to personally thank the folks @CBS @CBSTVStudios @Vegas_CBS @VegasWriters and our incredible crew! Let’s make this a classic! #Vegas”
Halle Berry was a guest on The Tonight Show and Jay Leno asked her about smoking pot with Tom Hanks. So she wanted to know if the NBC late night host ever got high with Mary Jane? He was very insistent that he is “not a pot smoker.” She asked him several times but he kept saying no as though it was the worst thing ever. In fact he told her he was always the designated driver while he friends enjoyed some grass.
I think in those :54 seconds we learned more why Leno is the way is than anything else we knew about him before. Maybe if he took an occasional hit and let loose, he would be a much more relaxed host and wouldn’t take the job that belonged to someone else like he has done in the past? And more importantly his voice might also be a little bit deeper.
I thought that Ellen DeGeneres has the top syndicated daytime talk show on TV and that she was doing very well financially. But I guess she has hit some rough times because she has a taken yet another job. Not only does she have Ellen, she’s the face of Cover Girl and producing Bethenny’s new show, well now she is getting in to the business of Topless Pool Girls. On her show she did not say if she was going to be one of the cleaners, but considering the fate of Portia De Rossi’s new show Mockingbird Lane, she might be able to put her to work?
Would you hire Ellen’s girls to clean your pool topless? I am sure several men will spend their day digging a hole in their backyard just to say that they have a pool that needs cleaning. And the ones who don’t will claim their bathtub is their pool.
