Jeff Musial the animal guy was on Late Night yesterday and he brought a squirrel monkey on the show with him. Then he told Jimmy Fallon that the little guy projectile poops and that’s why he’s wearing a diaper. When that animal was gone, Jeff had a special pet that made the NBC late night host projectile poop in his own pants. Watch the interview to see why! I promise it will make you laugh so hard you might projectile poop in your own pants.
Yesterday on Conan O’Brien’s TBS late night show he had a woman by the name of Natalie Irish on the show. Her talent is she paints with her lips. So while most people say something is sealed with a kiss, her artwork really is. It is quite extraordinary to watch how she does it. Who knew making a duck face was actually beneficial for something, now we know.
You know what I would really love to see her team up with Pricasso, the guy who paints with his penis, and see what they can cum, I mean come, up with it…
Seinfeld is considered by some the greatest sitcom to ever air on US television. Well after listening to Jerry Seinfeld explain to The New York Times how he comes up with a joke, I am beginning to wonder how and why that show deserves such a honor. I mean it is so unfunny, I found myself heckling him and then I realized I wasn’t drunk at a comedy club.
Seriously that was so bad, I am beginning to ponder if he actually wrote any of the jokes on the show or if Larry David did all the work. I have seen the Curb Your Enthusiasm star at a press event and he was funny. His partner before the HBO show, not even close.
Granted maybe I am just not in on joke and him not being funny during that lesson was the joke. But I highly doubt it.
Claire Danes has had quite year thanks to Homeland, but it is nothing like what the project her husband, Hugh Dancy, and her worked on in 2012. That’s because the my so called life actress gave birth to their son Cyrus Michael Christopher Dancy on Monday according to People. The magazine did not say how she came up with the name for him, but I am going to say it is because the couples’ song is Achy Breaky Heart and they named him after their favorite singer Billy Ray Cyrus.