Tonight’s season premiere of The Vampire Diaries on The CW at 8p picks up right where we left off and we find out what is Elana’s fate. She has 24 hours to make her decision if she will become the undead or just be dead. Bonnie has a plan that might change that, but someone else has plan that might make all of her efforts null and void. By the end of the episode we will find out if Elena really is a Vampire or human or dead, but that is not the most shocking part of the episode. You have to watch the final seconds of the hour to see what that is…
Tonight at 10:30p The League is back for a new season on FX and it scores another touchdown. Jenny is so ready to have her baby and Kevin is not ready to have sex have her even though she is begging for it. Dallas Cowboy’s Jerry Jones is begging Taco for something and all the guys are summoned to their training camp. And it wouldn’t be a season premiere without the guys picking their Fantasy Football League and there is only one thing that would make Ruxin give up his first round draft pick. Think you know what it is? You have tune into this very funny episode to find out. And if that is not enough, how about the fact that Jon Lajoie runs around butt naked in the episode and he has really cute a$$!
Now with every birth there comes a death and at 10p Dennis and Dee have to pull the plug on someone on the season premiere of It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia. Seems like an easy task for these two, but not everything is as it seems.
Octavia Spencer is a guest on Ellen today and Ellen DeGeneres made the Oscar winner pee in her pants. Spencer made the mistake of telling one of the daytime talk show host’s producers that she is afraid of spiders and Ellen used that against her. First she scared her with a big rubber spider being dropped from above and that was enough to have her screaming for her life. But it was the second time when a person dressed as the eight legged creature sneaked up behind her that she really needed some Help. Because as she declared, “I wet my pants a little bit, Ellen.” I know that was cruel but because I am just as much of a sadist as Ellen, I really enjoyed that!
BTW I can’t wait until someone finally gets their revenge on Ellen because it has been a long time coming.
KISS was on The Late Show yesterday and “@GeneSimmons gets a taste of Dave when @KISSonline returns to blow the roof off the @Late_Show.” By the looks of the picture, it appears that the CBS late night host really enjoyed that. Can’t say I blame him because that 12″ tongue has been experience by many many many women and not one of them complained how satisfying it is!
