Jennifer Love Hewitt was on Conan yesterday at the TBS late night host asked her about Vajazzaling. She then went on to describe it and how sassy it makes her feel to wear the crystals down there. Then she took out a packet of the jewels and asked Conan O’Brien if he wanted to be put on her Client List. Like he is going to say no? So she put it on him but it just didn’t do anything for him. So she took it off and put her on her boob. I am sure if she then asked him again, he would like totally say yes and understand why she loves to do it.
Well as their discussion came to end Andy Richter and him said they are going to Pejazzle themselves for a whole week. Then he added, “When we walk it is going to sound like champagne glasses, toasting. Clink, clink, cling.” What a freaking visual. Do you get why it would make that sound?
BTW make sure to watch that video all the way through because the sidekick’s reaction about it, towards the end had me laughing so hard, a few crystals popped off of my vajayjay.
On June 29th Magic Mike is coming to the big screen and fireworks are coming five days earlier this year for us ladies. Channing Tatum, Matthew McConaughey, Alex Pettyfer, Joe Manganiello and Matt Bomer are all taking their clothes off for the movie and for some reason all I want to do is wash my clothes the old fashioned way. You know with a wash board because that is what their abs look like. And I want to be drinking a 12 pack as I clean my clothes.
BTW after seeing the White Collar star looking like Richard Gere in An Officer and a Gentleman, I so want to be his Debra Winger. Seriously if the film is as sexy as his looks, it is going to be this summer’s biggest blockbuster. Forget about Men in Black, we just want our men in just black Speedos and boots!
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Bai Ling and Tom Green were photographed together on the E3 2012 VIP red carpet and I wonder if they have something to tell us? Probably not but wouldn’t they be the perfect couple if they did. Seriously if they started dating I could totally see them getting a reality show together and it would be the best thing since Strange Love was on the air. They so have to hook up, someone make please make this happen.
Quentin Tarantino is back with Django Unchained this Christmas and I don’t think I will be in line to see it. It looks like it will be another one of his Spaghetti Western/Grondhouse movies, so it is the same thing another film. Plus except for Christoph Waltz, I don’t like anyone in the cast. Are you going to run out and see this dick flick when it comes out?
