Before Patrick Duffy didn’t have to work a day in his life on Dallas, he actually worked at Taco Bell. He looks the same now as he did when he was 26 in that 1976 commercial.
OMG! We’ve moved 5 car lengths in a half hour! #RoadRage!
This is so close to becoming breaking news! 5, 13 year olds in the back! Must…Hold…On. #RoadRage!
One more boy band song and it’s going be all over! #RoadRage!
Oh great! Now I need to pee! #RoadRage #7thCircleofHell!
Okay something terrible must have happened…if not, something’s going to. #RoadRage
Too late… #PeedMyPants #RoadRage
It’s just not funny anymore. #RoadRage
Michael Chiklis was stuck in some major LA traffic with five teenagers yesterday and let’s just say he was very animated about it. To pass the time he documented his suffering on Twitter and we get to laugh as his pain.
What might not be that funny is that because he didn’t post any pictures after he said “It’s just not funny anymore;” we don’t know if he went all The Thing or Vic Mackey on the cars but I am sure The Commish is looking into his No Ordinary World traffic jam.
Seriously are those pictures and the captions not the funniest thing you have seen all day? Especially the photo that he posted after he got some much needed relief. You know if he wanted to give the other drivers as a big of a laugh as we got out of his situation, he could’ve done his butt dance for them. That would’ve made the time go faster for everyone.
Dallas has been off the air since 1991, but tonight at 9p it returns to TV on TNT with a reboot that does the original justice. Unlike other shows that have returned to television, this one includes members from the first shows and picks up with their lives in real time.
Bobby Ewing (Patrick Duffy) still owns SouthFork, but he is going through some rough times and he is thinking of selling it. He is divorced from Pamela Sue and he is now married to the love of his life Ann (Brenda Strong). His adopted son Christopher (Jesse Metcalfe) is grown up and just like him. Christopher left Dallas to look for an alternate source for fuel besides oil and he has returned home to get married to Rebecca Sutter (Julie Gonzolo). So get ready for the first wedding of the series tonight.
So what about the Ewing brother that you love to hate? JR (Larry Hagman) is in a place you would never expect to see him and he is not the man we knew. His son John Ross (Josh Henderson) is a chip off his dad’s block and he trying to strike oil on SouthFork’s land but Bobby won’t have it. He is dating the cook’s daughter Elena Ramos (Jordana Brewster), but before she was with hims she was with his cousin Christopher. Elena was dumped by the good Ewing son on their wedding via email, and the bad one was there to console her. Sue Ellen is single, successful in business and people want her to take a shot at politics.
The Ewings might not sound that exciting by the way I am describing them, but that is because I am leaving out all of the juicy details for you to salivate over. There are so many shocking twists and turns that you will never see any of them coming, but you will enjoying watching each one play out.
Dallas is as much as about the new characters as it is the old ones, and that blend works brilliantly. It’s like time stood still for twenty years and the wheels are beginning to turn again.
Seriously after watching the first seven episodes, I can honestly say this is the best new show of the season and the season is almost over. The new Dallas is as good as the old one and whether you’ve seen the first one or new one will be your first visit to Dallas, you are going to love to the nighttime soap that changed television forever. I think the TNT version is going to do the same. 90210, Hawaii Five-0 and anyone else working on a remake take notice of this show because it is the first one to do it right.
Oh and for fans of the original the opening is the same. Once I saw that, I knew this show was going to be the sh!t and loyal to the original.
New mother Hilary Duff Tweeted a picture of her and her son Luca Cruz and the nearly two month old baby is so freaking awwwwdorable in this photo. His sad face is so precious as his mother tries to console him that it actually makes Lizzie McGuire even cuter that she already is. Seriously didn’t you just get a cavity from this sweet image of a new mom and her little boy?
Vanilla Ice just played at The HGTV Lodge at CMA Fest and he decided to give his biggest hit a country beat. The host of The Vanilla Ice Project sang Ice Ice Baby in a way that has never been done before and in a way he never thought he would do it. Even though he thought it was crazy do mix up his chart topper, I think it is crazy dope. Seriously he’s done rap, he done punk, now I think it is time for him to try country. Wouldn’t that be cool as ice?
Seriously am I the only who can’t stop singing this song at the top of my lungs? Granted this was my anthem when I went to the University of Miami because in a way for the longest time, it was the city’s song for people who were sick of Gloria Estefan. Actually to be honest I am still sick of her.
Now back to Rob Van Winkle, you can see him return to the big screen in Adam Sandler’s That’s My Boy on Friday.
