The Lonely Island digital shorts from Saturday Night Live turned 100 and to celebrate it they brought back some of their biggest names. Justin Bieber, Justin Timberlake, Natalie Portman, Jon Hamm, Will Ferrell and Michael Bolton gave the milestone some extra special laughs all while sucking on their own cocks.
Today NBC announced its fall schedule and I have no freaking idea what Robert Greenblatt was thinking. It is such a mess, that I wonder how much longer he will be with the network. I mean he brings back Whitney in the fall and postpones Smash until midseason? Seriously he is nuts. It is like NBC stands for Nothing But Crap.
Here is the schedule for the shows you will not be watching:
MONDAY
8-10 p.m. – “The Voice”
10-11 p.m. – “REVOLUTION”
TUESDAY
8-9 p.m. -“The Voice”
9-9:30 p.m. – “GO ON”
9:30-10 p.m. – “THE NEW NORMAL”
10-11 p.m. – “Parenthood”
CBS announced today that Two and a Half Men will be back for another season and I can’t wait to see what type of torture they are going to put Alan through. Hopefully it will be even worse than this season because they really caused him a lot of physical pain this year and I loved every second of it. In fact I think that the show was better with Ashton Kutcher than it was with Charlie Sheen, he breathed new life into it and it totally worked. The only thing I wish for is that next season they dump Walden’s girlfriend Zoey, for some reason all the girlfriends on the show annoy me. I take that back I liked Kandi, but April Bowlby left to do Drop Dead Diva.
UPDATE: CBS has cancelled CSI: Miami, Unforgettable, NYC 22, A Gifted Man and Rob according to Deadline. It is shame about Unforgettable and A Gifted Man because both shows started off slow, but really picked up their momentum as the season went on.